I pit everyone who didn't tell me what a fatass I was

My navel is on my waist… checks yup. Right there. Maybe it’s a non-standard thing, like when my uncle needed to buy a suit in San Francisco and was told there wasn’t anything for him because he “wasn’t standard”? His response was along the lines of “it’s not my mother’s fault if you freaks think people are gingerbread men.”

I think I’ll go start a poll. Yay, my first poll!

Here, I feel so proud! sniff

Using this doll, can you show us where Mr. Limbaugh touched you?

Not necessarily. I hate the tendency toward empire waists on What Not to Wear but sometimes it really is, as they say on there, “the narrowest part of <the individual they are dressing>”.