I pit internet assholes! (RO)

Ivan’s a mendacious, fundamentally untrustworthy, thieving braggart. He is, in other words, your basic criminal pusbag. He compounds that with coming here to be an attention-whoring troll.
I like talking about you in this thread, jailbird. We don’t have to be nice like in GD.
You like talkin about yourself and your daring criminal career.
Tell us about your time in the stoney lonesome.
Did you get along with your cellmates?
Were you the mommy or the daddy?