Unfortunately, no.
I don’t think I’ll ever forget the chimpanzee double punch post (and subsequent defense of said post) from 14 years back (broken link from here: https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ could-you-knock-out-an-enraged-chimp/545830/24) or the motorcycle spec-ops drop to save Benghazi from Hillary Clinton nonsense (link to Pit thread from 10 years back, which links to actual thread).