What do you think the swizzle stick is made of? 
24 ounces of rum, total? Works for me.
I make it 4 oz.
But what about Teapot Dome? 
Needs bananas, obviously.
Taste No Evil
Speaking as the humble and unworthy recipient of the inaugural SDMB Golden Paper Towel Tube Award, I can blushingly point you to the post in that Palermo-Penn-State thread for which I received it, for service in collecting receipts and debunking nutjobbery on the part of the serially wackadoodle (and since banned) former poster @Starving_Artist. 
(We really need to revive that award to recognize service in extended nutjobbery-debunking in those runaway delusional threads. I promise to ensure it’s thoroughly cleaned before handing it over to the next recipient. 
)
IIRC, the term “paper towel tube test” was quoted so often and got so notorious across the board, mainly to tease the inventor of the term, that it became a banned expression board wide when that poster still hadn’t been banned.
I think the runner-up should receive a Time Cube award (or “Cubie” for short).
That whole plan begins and ends with the paratrooper landing in a tree, or in water, or on an apartment rooftop, or any other place that’s typically not first choice for riding motorcycles. They have enough trouble managing a rifle and 60 pounds of gear.
As far as a separate LAPES drop of equipment in an urbanized area like Benghazi, that’s just not a thing. And dropping the troops nearby is a good way to get you Mogadishu’d quite promptly.
It’s vegan
Vegan monkeys are the worst kind.
I beg to differ; carnivorous monkeys are much more frightening.
Forget it Jake, it’s Magivertown.
But at least they don’t go on and on about it…
Lol!