I didn’t even try. I’m depressed enough by people IRL, I don’t need to voluntarily add to that.
But stories where we can laugh at people? Comedy gold. So I’d like to hear more from The Pen Of Fisha.
Imagine an old-school bouffant brunette, Off-off-the-strip-Vegas cocktail waitress. Now into her early sixties, but still working hard and drinking hard. Now make her three days locked out of her house, sleeping in the back yard waiting for her husband to come with the key. . . And she couldn’t sleep at all because the neighbors obnoxious terrier was yapping the whole time. . . And she’s been brought in because she finally threw something at the dog, so she’s really, really pissed. . . And she needs a drink.
That’s what she looks like to me.
TruCelt, your word imagery and imagination are impressive… and just a little disturbing 
so how old is she?
And unfortunately accurate 
- She could easily pass for 50 in that picture.
The technical term for this is:
Ridden hard and put away wet.
More than once I might add.
Holy meth-heads, Mother Teresa! Dude. I’m 40 and that bitch looks old enough to be my mother! Astonishing.
And hey, fisha? Thanks for all this. 
36? OK, now I just want to cry. Meth. Gotta be meth.
Meth Head
Meth Head
Fucking Stupid Meth Head
Meth Head
Meth Head
Smoke it up, DUMB!
or 50 trying to pass as younger.
Egad. I’m older than 50, can’t be bothered to do a damn thing with hair and makeup, and constantly so tired I stumble into things… and I look better than that.
Much, much better!!
Before picture-about 2 years ago on a trip.
NO WAY, she aged about 3 decades in two years!
How did she gain weight with the drugs though?
Damn.
Yeah, meth or some other drugs :(.
You can do anything if you put your mind to it.
Also, weed.
Holy Shit.
Gotta be meth.
I know I’ve made fun of her, she made her own bed, she certainly did me no favors at the end.
But yeah, sometimes I feel the same way. I still hope she gets her shit together.
fisha I hope your new hire works out well. Thanks for giving us the end of this story. Yes, I’ve laughed but you are right, I also hope she gets her life back on track,
I feel kinda’ guilty now for feverishly reading the first few pages. How is the original ex (your employee) doing? How are the kids?