I pit my insane/incredibly stupid employee

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Yes, consequences. I’m a firm believer in consequences.

Here was my thinking, however.

Any employee that qualifies can come, and bring whoever they want, they just pay out of pocket for that person.

I told her earlier she can bring anyone along she wanted to this year-except Douche.

If this was next year, I probably wouldn’t care so much, bygones be bygones, we’re all adults, don’t hold a grudge, etc. etc—so Douche could come with.

So------who’s participating in this tug o’ war that puts her in the middle? Me, and Douche.

If I am ok with him coming with in a year, what changes about the situation except the passage of time?

He is her husband, how can I have other spouses with, and not him?

I decided to opt out of his funky game playing. If they don’t go, he can’t blame it on me-maybe she’ll get wiser to how he operates.

Am I happy about this decision of mine? Not at all. Do I feel like I’ve given in, that I am condoning this behavior. Yep, sure do.

But you know what? That’s kinda messed up thinking on my part. I’m her employer, she’s made her decision, and unless I am willing to fire her, I have to let it go.
*It was mentioned today that all her swimsuits were treated the same way as her underwear. Snip, snip.

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Ah - OK, I thought this was a special exception to let DB come along (and I saw below that you had initially said that he specifically was excluded).

Maybe he’ll get drunk and fall of the ship / fall off a cliff / whatever calamity a drunken person might do at the trip’s location.

OK no, I don’t really want that to happen, at all. But a small mean part of me says that might be best for everyone. Even if it would make your workplace deadly boring afterward.

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I don’t think we’d be able to survive losing Shredder Guy and Douchebag Ex-Employee stories this close together.

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What? We’ve lost Shredder Guy? NOOOOOOOOO!!!

(link, please)

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Don’t underestimate the importance of the passage of time. But I see what you’re thinking. I don’t necessarily agree, but hey, obviously it’s not my call.

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It starts about here. But you’ll probably have to back up to read about The Rat King. :smiley:

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Update.

Talked to her last night, the only way they can go is if I loan them the money for Douche’s trip.

Obviously, I said no. Other circumstances, I’d do it, take a bit out of every check until it was paid off. This circumstance, no way.

Told her she could have an extra week paid off this year instead, do what she wants.

Now, if I was completely Machiavellian, this would have…Oh, wait, never mind.

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Whew. I think everyone will have a much nicer time without them.

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Can I come work for you, pretty please? Because you are the cushiest boss of all time, bar none, and I’m not even an obnoxious moron who will beg you for money to go on a free vacation, even.

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Seriously. This entire thread I’ve been torn between watching the soap opera of the employee and her man issues and drooling over the working conditions.

So um.. how do you feel about remote workers fisha? I’ve already got an awesome home office built.

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And on the plus side, you would have plenty of room to completely screw your life up and STILL not be the most dysfunctional employee there! :smiley:

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Hush you, I can’t campaign for this sweet gig while bragging about how much of a cushion I’ll have with my new pushover boss. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Heh.

I am a good boss.

But you have to work your ass off in return. In the summer, you have no life at all and can expect to work minimally 60-70 hours a week. It’s dirty, messy, loud, impolite and obnoxious. Stressful doesn’t even begin to describe dealing with homeowners, schedules, suppliers, workers and the weather. And now co-workers.

Wintertime you get to go through all of your jobs for the year, analyze the shit out of everything, plan for the next year and have your boss micromanaging because she’s bored and hates being in the office.

I pay well, am pretty easy going, try to be ethical most days, and I won’t even mention how smoking hot I am. (Ok, three out of four ain’t bad.) I appreciate how hard this job can be.

But there is no “I can’t.” You can, and you will.

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Where do I send a resume?

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Are you hot?

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Fisha’s being modest. I’ve met her, and I think she could be described as hot. Douchebag agrees!

Now, about one of those long-distance jobs…

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It would be wrong of us all to pitch in on D. Bag’s portion of the trip… but that way we’d get to hear more drama!

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His and her coops

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Flattery will get you everywhere…

Enjoyed my time with you guys, and I was happy to be in Seattle on the one perfect day of the year.

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You were in Seattle this tuesday? You should have interviewed me. :smiley: