I pit myself....

…and my lack of knowledge of a certain porn star circa October 2004.

Tracy Lord! I thought. It’s a classic comedy! I love Katharine Hepburn! I’ve just finished playing the role at my community theater – it’ll be awesome! Dopers love semi-obscure pop trivia!

Instead I get this:

Le sigh. It’s so frustrating to have chosen the nomer of a smart, classy woman and being stuck with associations of – well, of the above, Miss Lords is 1 for 3.

I should have watched more porn before getting started on this board, that’s all I can say.

Now there’s a sig line if I ever saw one.

Traci Lords actually has a really interesting life story. She got caught up in some rough stuff pretty young, but I like her nonetheless.

Maybe they’ll let you change your doper name. Heh, because I’m going to end up putting an ‘s’ on the end of your username just as a habit.

You could change your first name to “My Sweet”.

OK. This explains it.

Yeah, I’d see if the mods could hook you up with a name change. The name is going to keep on inviting naughty snarks…which could get old if you’re not really into that.

FWIW, I recognized neither reference – I realized it must be a literary/cinematic one, and thought it was a cute screen name, and that’s all.

In the end, you’ll be judged by your posts and not by your handle. And from what I’ve read so far, you will be judged favorably. :slight_smile:

OTOH, if it really bothers you, I third or fourth the advice to ask an Admin for a name change.

Dani

I like your name. I had noted the occasional reference to the porn star in threads you were posting in, and sort of sighed. I can understand it getting to you. If I were you, I’d just pop something in my sig to the effect that people’s assumptions are mistaken. If you want to be really snooty, you could imply that it’s because they’re culturally less literate than you :smiley: But I’m a troublemaker.

I feared that you’d be subject to that reference, but figured you’re a smart woman, and as such will ignore the more feeble-minded among us. Waste not your energies on such. :wink:

The first time I saw The Philadelphia Story, I was disappointed to find that the hardcore three-way sex scene with Tracy, C.K. and Mike that I was expecting was apparently left on the cutting room floor.
I wonder what our own **C K Dexter Haven ** would have to say about this situation.

:smiley:

That was funny. I needed that laugh. If you do change your name, you do realize that you will be hit on a lot less.

But if you must, I would like to suggest some ::cough:: innocuous names to change to:

Debbie D Dallas
Jenna Jameson
Annie Sprinkle
Nina Hartly

Cuz we wouldn’t want this to happen again. :smiley:

archmichael is right. There are all kinds of good, harmless names.

Is your real name Linda, and you’re fond of embroidery? …Call yourself Linda Lovelace!

Or maybe your name’s Lynn, and you love Chinese food – Ginger Lynn!

Or maybe you love sweets, but only if somebody gives you a piece for free – Candy Samples!

I’m a redhead and I love apples…Red Delicious! Fun for the whole family! :smiley: (Where did that “Porn Star Name or My Little Pony” quiz get to?)

I like the name (and the character!) too much to change it – so far, we’ll see what happens the umpteenth time somebody pulls it out in the Pit – but it’s just…grating. Insulting.

On the plus side, it is a nice gauge of cultural literacy. No offense any of you who haven’t seen the show ;).

Tracy Lord. To be honest – with that name? I figured you for a troll passing himself off as female.

But it’s perfect! Don’t ever change it! By all means, I second JeffB’s suggestion to use "I should have watched more porn before getting started on this board, that’s all I can say,"as a sig line from now on… with a link to this thread. Too funny.

Hey, at least I fessed up to my dumbassery.

FTR, The Philadelphia Story is one of my favorite movies, and I still think of the porn star every time I see your username. :rolleyes: I’m not sure what that says about me.

Yeah when I saw your name I always thought of the porn star. Figured that is what you were going for.

Maybe you ought to do a little ‘research’ to see what some of the more testosterone-afflicted dopers are visualizing when they see your name :stuck_out_tongue:

I think of the porn star even when I don’t see your username.

What?
Stop looking at me like that.

:cool:

And eventually moved on to a non-porn acting career.

She was in Blade and on an episode of “Gilmore Girls”, and apparently has written a few songs and can sing too.

I was always under the imression that the actress got that name from Hepburn’s character. And Tracy I got the reference right away. I even considered using Mike Connor and a screen name here, but backed off when I saw that C K Dexter Haven was already used. It made me think that all the names from TPS were in use here.

A couple of years ago, someone with a name like “Allison Ryan” or “Anna Ryan” in real life registered on my forum.

The username she chose? Aryan. I thought the forum was being invaded by a user of some supremacist message board, until I asked “Aryan” for an explanation. She had no clue about what the word “aryan” meant, and the beliefs of those who would usually choose that name for a message board.