To My Girlfriend

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I know you lurk here. I know you’re being wishy-washy about a screenname to pick to post here. I’m sure some of the fine folks will be happy to supply you with a user name.

So here you go. Stop waffling. You have to drink the poiso-…er…tonic and become one of us.
Also, there’s a squid with [del]your name on it[/del] the name of Mariah that’s waiting for you. I know you don’t like seafood, but she’s very friendly. One would almost say…cuddly.

Also, there’s a gorilla here, too, but someone else will be here shortly to fill you in on that.

2

Maybe she’s apprehensive about the goat. Or the pogo stick.

3

See, I wasn’t going to bring the goat up…

4

Of course not. We have staff to do that.

5

Let’s recommend names! (As LOUNE suggested in the OP.)

LOUNEy Toune

6

I think this is the perfect name.

7

We have a cat named Towelfish. Her name is Tracy. **Tracyfish **has been suggested.

Towelfish, clearly, is not amused.

8

I was going to suggest Most Original User Name Never, but I like your suggestion better.

9

Another vote for Stop Waffling or The Waffler

Or **Obvious User Name: Tracy **or something like that…

10

If she plans on acting like a dick, her name could be Dick Tracy.

11

Kicking and Screaming?
Wild Horse Draggee?
Backseat Diva?

12

Nah, I’m the one that acts like a dick.

13

I’m confused. Gonzomax already has a screenname.

14

The maybe you should change your name to Dick. But that would be, like, the least original something something something.

15

“No TV and no beer make Homer something something…”

16

So if she joins, is somebody going to lead the ‘Gooble! Gobble!’ chant?

17

This confuses me.

**gonzomax **is my dad.

18

Really? Oops! Sorry. I thought he was like a friend/roommate for some reason. I suppose he could be both!

19

She graduated MSU . After beating Michigan last week, you would think she would be feeling froggy. Spartanette would be good.

20

Hi Tracy! Register already, okay?