We accept her! One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!
I promise it doesn’t even hurt, T.
Much.
We can always use more Spartans! Sign up, Tracy! Sign up!
Really, any name will do!
Gee, thanks a lot.
Least Original User Name Ever
hearts
Any Old Name Will Do
See now I’m liking Any Old Name Will Do.
Wow, I thought this thread was going to be entirely different: why did you leave me, why did you break my heart, I was always good to you, just come back to me…
No fun at all, huh.
Hes just not that into you
Me too!!! Thanks for going there, descamisado. 
Waffelena!
Vacillater
Wishywashette
or…
BrettFavreIsMyRoleModel
LeastOriginalUserNameEver’sOldLady
Louneol for short
Or Tracer or Tracer Bullet if she wants to sound tough.
From another thread:
Presumptuous Clerk
Just as long as nobody mistakes her for Calvin, in his Tracer Bullet persona:
See more here.
Seriously. The squid is not getting any fresher.
Where’s **bbs2k **when you need him? Her user name could be poops.
She’s seen this thread, but she’s still being all wishy-washy.
That being the case, how about Charlie Brown and Snoopy in F#.
One of us? One of us?
“The Twaffler”
no?
Since she’s Least Original User Name Ever’s girlfriend, I think she should be Least’s Favorite.
Yes, register. Initiation can be done with unfresh squid, but … well, let’s just say it’s not something I’d want to go through.