You know, honey, the gorilla is only getting hairier. Someone’s gotta shave it, and you’re that person.
So, come on. Pony up, here. There’s too much buildup for a welcome thread here, and the squid is getting downright ornery.
There. I’ve registered. Any further postings I make will have to wait until I have more free time, which won’t happen until Sunday. 
Yay Tracyfish!!! 
I was hoping for BlueWaffles…
Welcome! The squid is thisaway.
Welcome Tracyfish! I hope you enjoy your stay.
Welcome, Tracyfish! Good to have you on board!
Paging Maria … Maria the squid, please report to MPSIMS…
Is the Tracyfish what you put on your car if you believe in Tracy?
No, it’s the Dick Tracy variant of the Babel Fish. You stick it in your ear and get two way radio.
Welcome to the boards, Tracyfish!
Lenny the Squidgoat is..um…eager to make Tracyfish’s acquaintance.