He purchased a priviledge to post
Then insulted his most gracious host
Though he loses his letters
He pretends that he’s better
And thinks himself smarter than most
But ,though he may think that is true
No one else shares that same view
For when he starts to type
What comes out is trite
And offensive to those he would woo
Anyone else want to try?
I don’t want to be moderator anymore, now I want to be ADMINISTRATOR! :mad: 
Hmm…maybe we are being whooshed. nonpolar’s last post was surprisingly well-written and cogent. Pretty good spelling, too. Still with the puntuation things though.
And the anti-American slurs sounds kind of like someone might be from the Middle Ea… hey, I’ve got it!
He’s Aldeberan’s little brother!
There once was a dude named nonpolar
Who’s brain would be lost in a bowler
He wanted to be a mod
We said “Help us, Oh God!”
The guy’s like an impacted rear molar.
The Outer Darkness, is my bet.
Ears closed to logic
Study in paranioa
Jackboots sound closer
Misunderstood sage?
Bridge dwelling sociopath?
We hardly knew ye.
I love haiku. I just can’t seem to get it to flow right.
Will there be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Will there be wailing and gnashing of teeth?
I will gnash but not wail.
Having such a bunch of great mentors like you guys helps.(t-keela in particular )
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha just kidding!
PS .I have to log out for a few hours , and look for a job.
Hm, I think we can build on this.
Nonpolar jumping your burning shark pie.
It needs work, but I think it sums him up fairly well.
FB
We can but hope.
Nonpolar jumping Opal’s burning shark pie, set afire by a 1920’s style "death ray."
Clarify butter
Use only the whites of eggs
Then pour in the milk
OK, I think that this thread can be closed now.
Lynn
For the Straight Dope
(and by the way, I like dark chocolate)