TriPolar deserves a good pitting

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21014262&postcount=37

What the fuck kind of nonsense is this fucking shit? Are you being deliberately thick or what?

God dammit I’m rolling around on the floor, pulling my hair out, and gouging my eyes out! What kind of stupidity is this?! I expected more from a…progressive.

I sincerely say Thank You. 11 years on this board annoying people and no one ever pitted me. I have hinted that someone ought to, I have stepped over the line more than once, twice, I don’t know because I lost count, but still not one of you bothered to Pit me until now! I liked you before asahi, even when we disagreed, but now you have made it onto an exclusive list of Dopers I actually care about. You’re still wrong about the DNC, but you just made a friend.

And I damn sure am a Progressive, I’m a flat out Liberal on most issues, and even though I am an avowed lifelong Independent, I started supporting the Democratic party when I was four years old and walked door to door with my mother to deliver political material, even though I went to jail for protesting at the 1972 Republican Convention, even though I worked campaigns for Democratic candidates, I figured I’d get called out for standing up for the truth and pointing out the mistakes they are making.

But I don’t care as much about that as finally getting Pitted. Honestly, sincerely, you have my thanks and gratitude. I finally feel like I belong.

The irony is that by gouging out his eyes in response to your original post, asahi is now unable to read your reply.

…there are no correct definitions of irony, however.

Is there more context to this? Because while TriPolar may or may not be right, it’s just a political point, hardly seems to rate a pitting (and as an outsider, he does seem to somewhat have a point - to me, the Congressional Dems mostly seem to behave like pariah dogs who mistakenly think showing their bellies will spare them a kicking - even if he’s wrong that they deserve the lion’s share of the blame vs the GOP)

I’d pit him more for the later doubling down on the “Hillary started the Obama=Muslim” shit.

I am gobsmacked by this, it’s honestly kinda lame Tri. Your whole board persona is that of an unpredictable, crazy, say anything smarty pants with a strong personality disorder. Yet somehow it’s never ruffled anyone’s feathers bad enough to pit you. And I can’t be bothered to say more. Lame.

Yes, he deserves a good pitting. One would hope that, if they are pitted, they get a good one.

This one isn’t.

The funny thing is that is one of less idiotic things he’s said in the last month. [i.e. I assumed it would be about more nonsense from one of the gender threads]

You are quite the drama queen. Why are you throwing a tantrum because someone disagrees with you on a fairly boring point? Also, he’s more right that you are.

Yeah, I gotta admit. This was weak.

Well that derailed a perfectly good potential pile-on. Don’t you know how these things go? You’re supposed to dig in your heels, compound the problem, flail wildly at everyone (bonus if you also go after your allies in the threads) until we get a meltdown of epic proportions.

And you’ve just ruined all that. Humph. I’m terribly disappointed in you. :mad:
:wink:

OP, you’ve made some whackadoo comments yourself, like equating all southerners with the KKK. You tend to regard anybody from center to right as blood enemies, and you flew apart because (I guess) you didn’t like the way TP criticized Democrats. Grow some skin.

I thought Progressives were even Liberaler than Liberals? Like maybe only a step or two from Commies?

Congratulations TriPolar you finally passed the audition!

At least you’re not weak and dishonest like you-know-who!!! :wink:

I really expected more from Chicken Little v. Huge Cock.

I got cock-slapped.

yeah, yeah, thanks Mike for the “What IF two 18-inch-long steel needles were plunged through Tony Orlando and Dawn’s eyes?” shtick already.

You thought that because you are a fucking moron who believes the lame-ass bullshit terminology that your drooling right-wing idiot friends feed you.

No offense meant.