This isn’t really the end of the world. Not sure it deserves a pitting.
Still, i did love this bit:
She apparently does, however, come to MPSIMS to spend 20 minutes typing about how she doesn’t come to MPSIMS to spend 45 minutes on a Wikipedia site. 
And there’s no such thing as “heresay,” unless it’s some strange new portmanteau of “hearsay” and “heresy.”