I pit people who get PISSY! about SDMB games!

[Meyer6]

@Guinastasia

A few references online:

Here (scroll down to the comments)

Here

And here’s her website, via the waybackmachine.

Whoa - I’ve heard about this lady for years, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen the website before. Crazy stuff. I had no idea myopia was a sexy disability that would garner you stares in the mall. Obviously I’ve been doing something wrong.

I do like this part:

Debbie had to have both of her two hands amputated just about six inches below her elbows as the result of a very tragic accident she suffered while she was simply playing with some defective fireworks.

Jeez, can’t a person have simple fun with some defective fireworks anymore? What is the world coming to?

[Little_Nemo]

Debbie had to have both of her two hands amputated just about six inches below her elbows as the result of a very tragic accident she suffered while she was simply playing with some defective fireworks.

Defective indeed. They were clearly labeled Shimmering Foot Destroyers.