[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]
to prepare properly for evacuation, I included two rolls of toilet paper.
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Whoa, that’s a big, uh, “evacuation.” 
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
I got into a discussion with my brother once about why most public restrooms now have blow-dryers instead of paper towels. He’s convinced it’s done to save money – not on paper, but on labor. Paper towels must be replenished regularly.
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Blow dryers should be banned as a public health menace. I’m convinced that more people are likely to just skip washing up altogether because it takes so much longer to dry your hands this way.
Did anyone mention the toilet paper dispensers that have sloping tops, so you can’t put your things on them?
Another thing I see a lot of now is ‘stylish’ faux-granite countertops around the sinks that are usually wet here and there, but you can’t see where. You have no place to put your things down.
Oooh, I hate the “mystery water” on those camouflage counter tops!
For anybody who’s interested, here’s the story on why you shouldn’t use a gas powered thing indoors no matter how much air you think you have. It comes with bonus foot-chase-with-seven-iron, too.
And that bathroom is a lot more pleasant now. The red pressure washer tip is like the Finger of God.
[QUOTE=Charger]
When the inevitable zombie apocalypse happens, those lucky enough to hole-up in my survivor cell will have the cleanest rectums in five states.
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Ahh, thank you, Charger. I needed a belly laugh on a lousy Monday morning. (wipes tears of joy)
[QUOTE=Charger]
*I just checked the toilet paper stock in my apartment bathroom…36 rolls! And I almost bought 4 more yesterday. When the inevitable zombie apocalypse happens, those lucky enough to hole-up in my survivor cell will have the cleanest rectums in five states.
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I’m pretty sure that no matter where I’m holed up, if there is a zombie apocalypse, my rectum will be far from clean.
I was at an semi-upscale restaurant the other night. No cubby in the men’s stall. (I didn’t check for a hook.)