Whoa, that’s a big, uh, “evacuation.” 
Blow dryers should be banned as a public health menace. I’m convinced that more people are likely to just skip washing up altogether because it takes so much longer to dry your hands this way.
Did anyone mention the toilet paper dispensers that have sloping tops, so you can’t put your things on them?
Another thing I see a lot of now is ‘stylish’ faux-granite countertops around the sinks that are usually wet here and there, but you can’t see where. You have no place to put your things down.
Oooh, I hate the “mystery water” on those camouflage counter tops!
For anybody who’s interested, here’s the story on why you shouldn’t use a gas powered thing indoors no matter how much air you think you have. It comes with bonus foot-chase-with-seven-iron, too.
And that bathroom is a lot more pleasant now. The red pressure washer tip is like the Finger of God.
Ahh, thank you, Charger. I needed a belly laugh on a lousy Monday morning. (wipes tears of joy)
I’m pretty sure that no matter where I’m holed up, if there is a zombie apocalypse, my rectum will be far from clean.
I was at an semi-upscale restaurant the other night. No cubby in the men’s stall. (I didn’t check for a hook.)