re reading the OP, I think he may have been attacking Santa for staling Christmas for his own ends. An easy spelling error to make.
I totally saw Satan kicking a puppy once.
Bastard.
There ain’t no Satan, it’s just god when he is drunk.
I…
Marry me?
Something about this line tickles me beyond reason.
I thought Satan had been Pitted long before this message board came into existence.
Anyway, assuming one buys into any of this, it’s clear that God wants Satan around. I mean, if he didn’t he would have had him whacked by now, right?
That is not playing Devil’s Advocate, that is playing Lucifer’s Cheerleader.
Devil’s advocate would be to serve papers against Omegaman, who shall here forth be known as “The Op” for defamation of character against your client, known as Satan, Beelzebub or Lucifer and here forth known as “The Devil”.
Additionally serve papers to Diogenes the Cynic, here forth referred to as DTC as an expert witness.
Yada, yada, yada.
Jim
No, no, no. That would make me the Devil’s Attorney. Oh sure, attorneys are notorious for playing the Devil’s Advocate but that’s only because they are all on his payroll.
Do you think getting Pitted will hurt Satan’s feelings? I mean, Omegaman’s not even a Charter Member…
The year is One!
Well, the Devil’s in the Details, but I was going for Definition #3.
ad·vo·cate (ăd’və-kāt’)
tr.v., -cat·ed, -cat·ing, -cates.
To speak, plead, or argue in favor of. See synonyms at support.
n. (-kĭt, -kāt’)
- One that argues for a cause; a supporter or defender: an advocate of civil rights.
- One that pleads in another’s behalf; an intercessor: advocates for abused children and spouses.
- A lawyer.
What does “i’ll be leaving my pocket turned out for you” mean, in general? Is that some old-fashioned saying that I’ve never run across before?
Shoehorn butterhorse, man, shoehorn butterhorse.
Maybe it’s not his pocket, per se; but an euphemism for something else sticking out of his pants.
Hell, I don’t know.
Doesn’t witnessing belong in Great Debates?
sigh
Ya know, I went to Catholic school for twelve years. I can tell you right now that being religious does not preclude an educated post.
For more information on the works of this so-called “Satan” see:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/29/children.killed.ap/index.html
Don’t do it King! She’s a demon!
as some metal band once said, its better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.
Satan whispers in my ear.
He tells me. He tells me he wants … he wants … a Fanta.
God help us all.
Tengu, I’m too old, too bald, too married and possibly otherwise unsuitable for you to be flirting with, but I’m not insensible to kind words – thank you.
I knew those Fanta girls were annoying, but Satanic? You learn something new every day.
Though that pineapple-flavored Fanta is pretty good.
After much searching I finally found this decidedly appropriate bit of brilliance from BrainGlutton.
(To the tune of ‘Battle Hymn of the Republic’)
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Mine eyes have seen the coming of the Dark Lord Antichrist
He is humorous and handsome, and he isn’t very nice
We’ll get along just fine if you don’t make him tell you twice
Apocalypse today!
CHORUS:
Gory, gory Armageddon!
Gory, gory Armageddon!
Gory, gory Armageddon!
Apocalypse today!
It’s really most annoying, with the rains of flaming pitch
And the things that bite, and things that burn, and things that sting and itch
But, oh, that Whore of Babylon’s a lusty, royal bitch!
Apocalypse today!
(CHORUS)
It’s really most confusing, with the Horsemen in the skies
And the seven seals, and seven plagues, and lambs with seven eyes
But we get no fun from Jesus, so bring on the Prince of Lies!
Apocalypse today!
(CHORUS)*
