I Pit Smacked Arses Who...

In my part of the world, a “smacked arse” is someone who acts like a big fucking kid because things aren’t going the right way for them…it looks like there is more than one or two potentials on here, and if they are so offended by insignificant little me, and my opinions, all I can say is, avoid me.

I assume all you who are judging me have read all my posts on this forum? They might not quite be up to the standards of some of the resident geniuses on this forum, but they are not all contentious wind-up’s, done just to ire people I don’t evenknow on a fucking message board. Get a grip, you sad pieces of shit.

[QUOTE=brewha]
Why you’re a douchebag? I can only speculate - you were born that way? Hard work and dedication?

The resentmet? You must be kidding. No one is really that dense. You insult me at least three times in the hunting thread. Is it not obvious by now that I am a hunter? Did you really think I wouldn’t take offense to your remarks?

Then, you start a thread to pit me. You started an entire thread to call me a smacked arse and you wonder what beef I have with you? To be honest, I have no idea what a smacked arse is, but I’m going to go ahead and take offense to it until I hear otherwise.

Here’s another little bit of advice for you: If you want people to talk to you instead of just being annoyed by you, you’d have better luck not telling them to fuck themselves.
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Aren’t all you who are are jumping down my throat for the tiniest infraction, telling me to “go fuck myself”, in your ever so polite and genteel way? If you want to presume that I was targeting you personally in my posts, I cannot prevent that. If you want to liken yourself to the hunters I had my doubts about, I cannot prevent that either. If you want to take one facetious remark as proof that I am insulting ALL hunters personally, I can’t stop that either.

[QUOTE=Illuminatiprimus]
Someone putting you on his ignore list.
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Do not do this.

You’re pretty thick, aren’t you?

(Although I agree that Gatopescado is a sick fuck, you’d be better off just pitting him straight out, rather than whining that someone tattled on you, wah wah wah)

[QUOTE=Guinastasia]
You’re pretty thick, aren’t you?

(Although I agree that Gatopescado is a sick fuck, you’d be better off just pitting him straight out, rather than whining that someone tattled on you, wah wah wah)
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The whole point of my whiny little pit thread, was to entice all those with a beef about my posts to come out of the woodwork and confront me straight on. And, it seems to have worked quite well… so, not really thick exactly, Guinny! Although I’ll admit, calling Gato a fuckwad in the GD forum, was a little bit dumb, as I could have said it in here and have avoided a warning.

Anyway, I’ll be here for the rest of the panto season, if anyone wants to continue in this vein.

[QUOTE=ivan astikov]
Well, if nobody else has complained, that means that he personally finds my input unworthy, for some reason. All I am asking is where other than in the remark I accepted was not quite apt for the forum, did I really do anything to warrant this kind of adverse attention. Apart from answering him back, I mean?
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You aren’t supposed to take that tone in that particular forum of these boards. That was the problem, you answered him back in a tone not permitted there.

[QUOTE=Zabali_Clawbane]
You aren’t supposed to take that tone in that particular forum of these boards. That was the problem, you answered him back in a tone not permitted there.
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I’ve realised that now, Zabali. The only thing wrong with mistakes, is if we don’t learn from them.

[QUOTE=ivan astikov]
I’ve realised that now, Zabali. The only thing wrong with mistakes, is if we don’t learn from them.
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Kk, glad you do learn from mistakes. :slight_smile: I’ve had some doozies to learn from myself. :smiley:

Wow, you’re 46? I had you pegged for no more than 19.

[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey]
Wow, you’re 46? I had you pegged for no more than 19.
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I figured about fourteen, maybe. (In fact, I’m still guessing fourteen)

As for “learning from mistakes”, kiddo, I don’t really see any of that happening here.

[QUOTE=Guinastasia]
I figured about fourteen, maybe. (In fact, I’m still guessing fourteen)

As for “learning from mistakes”, kiddo, I don’t really see any of that happening here.
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Well, chicka, it isn’t as if you’ve given them time to demonstrate it, or not either. :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=brewha]
Why you’re a douchebag? I can only speculate - you were born that way? Hard work and dedication?
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God, I love the Bard. “Some are born douchebags; some achieve douchebagginess, and some have douchebaggery thrust upon 'em.”

[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew]
God, I love the Bard. “Some are born douchebags; some achieve douchebagginess, and some have douchebaggery thrust upon 'em.”
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I must have been born a douchebag then, because I’ve never achieved anything in my douchebaggy existence, and I’m usually lucky if people will give me the skin off their teeth, never mind the benefit of doubt. :smiley:

Was this really necessary? http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10013918&postcount=212

Yes.

Next question?

[QUOTE=Muffin]
Yes.

Next question?
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Can I get a second opinion?

I’ll bite.

Yes.

You took what started out as a fairly interesting topic and debate and instead of providing a sound position you reverted to dodging questions, vomiting extraneous crap, and calling names. Lastworditis will claim you.

Read my lips…S.P.E.C.I.F.I.C.S. if you don’t mind.

I like to learn from my mistakes, so if someone thinks I’ve made one, I want to know what it is!

[QUOTE=ivan astikov]
Can I get a second opinion?
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Yes, you’re also a horse’s foreskin.

[QUOTE=ivan astikov]
Aren’t all you who are are jumping down my throat for the tiniest infraction, telling me to “go fuck myself”, in your ever so polite and genteel way.
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Go fuck yourself.

I’m curious to see your posting times once school starts… if you make it that long.