I Pit SmartAleq

So as long as the SDMB exists, in other words.

Remind me again; why is it that you want to post here?

Aah, I see the problem, you don’t have a functioning imagination. Like, say, imagining a SDMB that just continued on without Ed. Can’t really help you, there.

For the sparkling company.

As I said, I’m sure you could find people on 4Chan far more amenable to one such as yourself.

There’s that failure of imagination, again…

Because this place wouldn’t exist for much longer if you had your way.

Kindly fuck off to /b and don’t come back, 'kay?

Man, he really did a number on you didn’t he?

There, there, it’s OK, there are other boards like this one, you won’t be left alone in you basement with your crushing sense of inadequacy if this all goes pear-shaped…

Projecting much?

I’m not the one quivering in fear at alienating Ed, so no, I think not.

In that case, I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.

I quite agree.

I just read that post in the thread and I have no idea how SmartAleq avoided a warning from ECG. Holy smokes, was that post inappropriate for ATMB!

Here’s hoping SmartAleq fucks off to Reddit and MrDibble fucks off to GiraffeBoards, or whatever board he was talking about. I think this place is pretty special, well moderated compared to basically anywhere else, and I’m hoping it stick around.

What’s up with Mrdibble’s fixation on old shriveled penises?

I can identify with Ed/Not Cecil’s predicament. He was considered the iconoclast of his day and advocated actually fighting ignorance instead of using knowledge to do better at Trivial Pursuit. Now his role has been made obsolete and he’s struggling to remain relevant.

Maybe SmartAleq is right, but framing the point with personal grudges and caustic gloating was an ugly and prickish way to present it.

His role is indeed obsolete but for different reasons at different levels. At a tool level, it was obsolete through search engines excepting those rare questions it’s difficult to find information on through a search.

As a goal, it is obsolete because ignorance won.

Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.

While @SmartAlec has some valid points it was inappropriate to attack the OP in the uncivil personal manner that he did in ATMB forum. Not seeing how he did not earn official warnings. Banning? No, but he should at least be warned against such behavior officially or this place could fall into chaos. The mods should moderate, even on this one. This is not about bashing hero worshipping, its about the board rules of behavior that have been clearly violated.

BTW, I’d still like a coffee cup and some form of paid membership as before.

My dislike for being asked to suck one, unexpectedly, every few years or so.

Well said! That kind of thinking is a throwback to the time when females were viewed as the “frailer sex”. In the old movies, we’d faint when something shocking happened, and the big strong man would have to sweep us up in his arms and whisk us away. Well, news flash, all you have to do is look around nature to see that it’s the females that are the ass kickers. It is the female lions that do the hunting, the female Black Widow that can turn out your lights, and the female mantis that consumes her mate while he is still ejaculating.

Gotta love the priorities around here - deny genocide in ATMB all you like, but don’t dare point out Ed has outlived his usefulness…

SA was mod-noted, which is all the moderating his post - which I admit was out of place in ATMB - warranted.

That’s the real reason this place is dying, not the fact that Dribble was mean to poor old Mr Ed.