Man, I was prepared to come in here and tell someone they must have a screw loose or something.
OP, I for one am glad to see your screw appears good and tight.
Stranger is a treasure here at the SDMB and I hope he never quits posting.
I KNEW it! :mad:
And are we sure Stranger is a he?
I agree. Stranger is an MVP.
Stranger is actually a fourteen year old girl. She’s a high school freshman just outside of Kansas City, Missouri.
He also has the best theme song on the dope
So, she registered on the Dope the day she was born?
A precocious fourteen year old.
I rarely get involved in Dope fights, but I was ready to come in here and scream at the OP. Then I saw the actual post and just had to nod in agreement.
He almost left once because of all the stupidity, but he came back.
He’s one of the most intelligent and interesting posters here.
Don’t drive him away again.
He knows his shit.
Sent from my adequate mobile device using Tapatalk.
“Good evening, ladish and gentahmen, …”
This is the level of “slightly greater than mediocraty” that I’ve always aspired to.
You forgot the bit about the adamantium-clad skeleton and extensible claws, but yes. I am a product of the Weapon X program, unleashed upon the world on an Internet message board. John Oliver and I spend our spare time together plotting on how to take down world leaders just using our mutant powers, but we can’t really be bothered.
Stranger
I pit Stranger On A Train for not learning a thing from all his time here.
I mean, he was here when DonPeyote started using valid demographic terms like “muzzy” and “towelhead”. But did he come up with his own ethnic group to insult? Noooo…
He’s had a perfect role model in Bricker. So I expected him to start nit-picking anything “immoral but technically legal according to the following statutes…” And along with adaher, he could’ve learned to parrot “waaah, this board’s so libtard that we True Conservatives get called on our crap but Bernie gets a pass…”
And he’s watched Drunky Smurf make an effort to automatically demean anyone he doesn’t agree with; but nope, Stranger don’t got time for that.
He’s been ringside for SaturnComet’s inability to ignore a JFK conspiracy (or JFK jr., it appears). But does he choose his own half-formed theory and run it into the ground? Or post a Wall O’ Semi-Science Text like ManTrapHitler’s been doing? So sorry, dopers, that’d be too much work, I guess.
And he can’t even be bothered to come up with an annoying catchphrase like *Let’s go see the Quarrymen and throw stuff at them!.. *
Retards, Strangedan
If this place doesn’t drive someone batshit, they are NOT paying attention. Or, like StrangerDanger, they’re just too lazy to commit to doing the long, arduous work of becoming a total whack-job.
Sorry, he’s a Stranger to me.
[Blackadder]
So very briefly then.
[/Blackadder]
He scares me. If we ever met he’d probably think I’m a dithering idiot. 
This is a great anti-pit. I’m glad you’re here, Stranger, I always learn from your posts.
No. That he net him on a plame.
Sure, but s/he’s stranger on a train.
Strangers on a train/
their blows mere glances…
Wond’ring how they trained/
that mule named Francis
…
Yes yes fine fine … but is his’her belly button an innie or an outie? … until we know that we can’t make these judgements …
He’she bought his’her train ticket … he’she knew the dangers … I say let him’her ride and time all the damn lightning bolts he’she can …
Stranger on a train…
You’re that weirdo on the bus,
But you’re
stranger on a train…
[/sinatra impersonator]
I could do this all day!