I Pit Subway for the most idiotic phrase I've ever heard in a commercial...

[Merijeek]

@Weirddave

I guess you haven’t seen the newest Quiznos commercial, which claims that their meatball sub is “like a hug from the inside”. I looked at my wife and said “Honey, I want to hug you from the inside”, She started to giggle and I finished “With my penis”. Maybe it would have been funnier if I’d said “yum rocket”. I would have achieved total mass market sub shop brand fusion!

You can fit both arms inside her? Eeeeew. Or cooooool. Depending. You know. On which websites. You. Ummm. Visit. And Stuff.

-Joe

[Larry_Mudd]

@Sampiro

If* yum rocket* doesn’t sound like a euphemism for ejaculation I don’t know of a nationwide deli chain catch phrase that does.

Mr. Submarine has done better since they dropped the “Seaman sauce.”

[Scissorjack]

@Autolycus

If I stayed still for a long enough time and turned off the lights, I’m sure I could get some cockroach lovin’. Hot.

Put half a dozen snails on your dick and then tuck some lettuce under your foreskin. It’s like the world’s slowest blowjob.

[Ignatz]

I got a laugh out of Quizno’s ad that included Roast beef “…with *au jus *sauce!”