Okay. Serious question.
Why?
What does this dude have over everybody? Why the allegence? The more people, cultures, governments, and economies involved, the more the entire secret society would splinter and crumble.
Seriously, how is this man/woman/sleestack able to ensure his ultimate power will not be undermined or overthrown. What power does he have over everyone? An implanted poison capsule that can be activated via remote? A pocket nuke? His dashing smile? The promise of free iPads?
Nobody is questioning those facts. We all know those numbers. What everyone is questioning is why you think those are “points”. Why do you think those numbers are important? Who CARES?
Ah, but who controls that person? Doesn’t it make sense to you that another powerful clique must hold the reins of power over a solitary NWO figure? There’s strength in numbers, you know.
Wheels within wheels…you’ve got to keep peeling back the layers of the onion, you’re not done yet.
You’ll never be done with it-it’s a Moebius Onion that leads back to itself.
Its a symptom of insanity.
Ezekiel?
Ezikiel saw the wheel. This is the wheel he said he saw.
Crap. My iPhone won’t play it. Was it Robert the tire from Rubber?
I hope it was Robert the tire from Rubber.
I tawt I taw a wheel - Tweety
That was a very strange movie, good but strange
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That explains the smell.
You are brazen.
I do find myself wondering what would happen if Kozmik found the Illuminati and told them they were not really running the world and were in fact being secretly controlled by a sinister individual. Would they listen or laugh their asses off? 
Well while we are waiting for Kozmik to red crayon and red yarn link todays NYT anyone want to play backgammon?
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Anyone see today’s xkcd?
Back at the helm, and got to watch it. Intriguing, and the movie Knowing totally ripped that off; albeit lousily.
Since an Old Testament prophet saw a Mobius Onion in the sky (deep fried with a side of ranch), and there are UFO sightings all over in the modern age, it’s the most likely and reasonable conclusion to believe in alien visitations.
Of which Xenu is.
brb, I have to go get audited by my local CoS branch, wish me luck!..
You will be fine if you have the time and most importantly the money
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There is a plate of 12 chocolate chip cookies on the table. In the cookies, there is 1 cup of flour, 2 eggs, 3 cups of sugar, and 1/2 cup of butter. The chocolate chips are 63% chocolate, semi-sweet.
Now, do you see how I’ve made my point about how many chocolate chip cookies there are and how they were made by time traveling space aliens?
I’m short on both. I’ll just continue to nap a lot instead. Maybe hit the waterpark. Wheeee!
Even worse - there’s another onion that They don’t want us to know about.