I didn’t understand my reasoning.
I was waiting for Baal Houtham to answer my question. Now that he answered my question, I will answer yours. I don’t expect an answer.
I will reply to Baal Houtham and then I will reply to you.
Serious question: Why did you put the OP in multiple colors?
There’s nothing to understand. You see a bunch of geopolitical events, and because you’re apparently delusional, you’re convinced the Illuminati is behind everything. Your beliefs are nonsense and you’ve never posted anything like a logical explanation for them because, well, they are nonsense and you really can’t explain nonsense in a logical manner. It’s not true that somebody has to be in charge of every single thing that happens. Most of us figure that out pretty early on in life.
Why do you announce your intent to reply? Just reply, dammit.
Why do you post that you’re going to answer a question? Why not just post your answer?
That was his reply. That’s what he’s been doing in all the threads. We’re supposed to be able to magically understand from that alone…
Not the first to ask, but here goes: Why do the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany indicate that the Illuminati exist?
What are the goals of the Illuminati? How do you know?
Why doesn’t Occam’s Razor apply here? All these major world events (various wars, 9/11, economic events, etc) can be explained without the Illuminati- whether considered individually or together. Why do you think the Illuminati is necessary to explain them?
This isn’t quite the most illogical OP I’ve ever read, but it’s close. I assure you [del]we[/del] The Illuminati do not exist.
Oh sure, trying to throw us off the track. But you give yourself away by your username. All those "i"s.
I know, it’s creepy… my username and the word “Illuminati” have the same number of i’s.*
*As long as you count those lower case L’s as i’s. And then add one.
I think it’s safe to say the OP has likely been offed by the all powerful Illuminati. No doubt for spreading news of their, ‘secret’, existence and power.
Surely the very first rule of Illuminati is, ‘don’t talk about Illuminati’.
I’m going to take comfort knowing his worldliness insured he no doubt knew the risks. Poor fellow.
I tried that last suggestion and now I’m not allowed back at the library. Clearly the Illuminati are trying to stop me from getting to the truth. (Or perhaps the truth.)
My username and the word “Illuminati” have the same number of b’s, c’s, and d’s.
You know what other word has the same number of b’s, c’s, and d’s?
Hitler.
And Stalin and Roosevelt. We controlled all sides in World War II.
You’ll note that even when he posts that he’s going to answer a question, he never gets around to actually posting the answer.
Merged “I pit the derisive, condenscending, anti-conspiriacy propagandists” pit thread with “my political beliefs” from IMHO, both started by Kozmik.
Because I published my political statement in The New York Times.
I’m not so sure. Could you elaborate? Please read **iiandyiii’**s post.
The Illuminati.
Big Brother?
A picture of a bunch of private school kids does not prove the existence of the Illuminati. A picture of a bunch of private school kids does show that one of those private school kids isn’t always just another private school kid, i.e. Pak-un, a.k.a. Kim Jong-un.
I believe that the more powerful they are the less they are known.
Perhaps. Pol Pot spent four years in Paris in his 20s. We know how that turned out.
Take another look at that picture. Notice who is not pointing and laughing.
To not need to be in control. They believe in a higher power.
Yes, someone who controls the Illuminati instigates those power struggles. It is known because it appears that there is anarchy.
No.
He is, perhaps, one of the Illuminati.
Because I knew that it would be believed that:
And I knew which belief would be contested.
Because the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany were part of the power struggle. See my reply to Steken in this post.
To not need to control the world. Insight.
All these world events are, arguably, related. See Baal Houtham’s post. Note: I am not saying that he agrees with me or that he disagrees with me.
This is The Straight Dope Message Board.
I approve this merger of threads, because it combines all the crazy into one big multicolored hot pocket.
I wonder what happens when Kozmik gets together with other conspiracy folk with different conspiracy theories?
<hypothetical conspiracy person>
Here are my beliefs:
I believe that Al Qaeda was behind the September 11, 2001 attacks.
I believe that the Purple Unicorn Strike Force is behind Al Qaeda.
I believe that someone is behind the Purple Unicorn Strike Force.
I believe that there are 192 governments in the world.
I believe that there are numerous corporations in the world.
I believe that the Purple Unicorn Strike Force is behind all the corporations and governments in the world.
I believe that someone is behind the Purple Unicorn Strike Force.
I believe that the Purple Unicorn Strike Force was behind the American Civil War, World War I, World War II, the Soviet Union, the 1960s, Watergate, the 1990s, and the New World Order which began in 2000.
The proof for all of this you ask? Just look at North Korea and Venezuela.
</hcp>
<Kozmik> “It’s the Illuminati you dunce! Just look at Hitler, Tojo and Stalin!”
<hcp> "Purple Unicorn Strike Force all the way buddy! Why do you think the word “Purple” is in the title? Just think about it. Here’s a hint… “Royal” purple.
<Kosmik> Illuminati! Illuminati! Illuminati!
<hcp> Purple Unicorn Strike Force! Purple Unicorn Strike Force! Purple Unicorn Strike Force!
(spittle flys and arms flail about uncontrollably)
I’m not sure if you know what you’re talking about, but what can you tell me about The Seattle Group and/or The Midget?