I Pit the Empire

He wants to move to China, the unabashedly Communist nation, except that he expects China to award him with a position that meets his desires instead of a position that meets China’s needs.

Still, any of the Eastern European countries has to be better than here, right?

Ah, I see: you are laboring under a material misconception concerning the nature of Communism. The system isn’t about “machines” or “cogs;” it is about human beings, pure and simple. The only reason for the existence of Communism is the maximization of human happiness and the minimization of human suffering.

Thus, yes, Communism cares very much what I (or you, or anyone else) want. That’s what it does. If you want heartless indifference, talk to the capitalists.

The “heartless indifference” you refer to is a result of power over other people, whether that power be derived from this system of government or that one, and it doesn’t matter which system it is, because power always brings out many of the worst traits in humanity. Its why pure communism will never work as its a nice ideal on paper but cannot overcome human behavior.

The good thing about the USA’s system is that the people that abuse power are capable of being removed from said power by the voting constituency (apparently you’ve never heard of impeachment, for example), but in a single ruling party communist government…the process is always more difficult and almost always bloody.

And I’d like you to respond to my previous post, comrade. We had some back and forth there, you and I.

When I think cheerful and carefree, the first things that pop into my mind are the U.S.S.R. and life under Chairman Mao!

I didn’t fall off the turnip truck just yesterday.

What is your best and most productive ability? Does the capitalist system recognize that as your best and most productive ability, and pay you accordingly?

Next, EVENINGWEAR! Very nice!

I would like to join our comrade in declaring loyalty to and being a member of a defunct country left on the scrap-heap of history. Let it be known that I am Trebizondian. Feel free to pick your own extinct nation to belong to.

Uh, yeah…if you’re planning on coming to China you’d better know that teaching ESL is pretty much the only job you can get unless you have phenomenal Chinese skills (and, even then, the companies that may want to hire might not have the right to hire foreigners).

Also, trust me on this one: the Chinese wouldn’t be impressed with you at all. They’d think you were a huge douche.

War is peace
freedom is slavery
ignorance is strength

Which makes them different from everyone else . . . umm, no it doesn’t.

Well, yeah, of course. But I wouldn’t be surprised if Commissar thought he’d be welcomed with open arms upon arrival in China just because he’s a Communist. That certainly wouldn’t be the case.

Isn’t that being unfair to our good bodily irrigation device? After all, it is useful.

Waaaaiiit a second…

DINGDINGDINGDINGDING!!!

Glad I could be of service helping someone find a useful vocation!

Why, I thought at first this was going to be a thread about a bad flooring/carpeting installation.
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“Call one, eight hundred, five eight eight, two…”*

And if the 21st century is less of a clusterfuck than the twentieth, it’ll be because we are able to recognize these things we have in common. The US and PRC may differ on economic policy, environmental policy, human rights, and so on - but we can agree that the OP is a douche.

I find that just a little bit beautiful.

/hums “Imagine”

You have to give the OP this. He’s formed an attachment to the ideology that is best suited for him. Marxism will theoretically provide for his needs just because he exists. Capitalism, on the other hand, would insist that he do something useful first.

I’m starting to tear up a little over here…

No, they don’t let us get away with that excuse. All of us voted for whoever actually won the various races, even if we actually voted for their opponents, and we bear the same total personal responsibility for whatever hateful thing America is doing now or has done in the past. Even if it’s being done by leaders we despise and didn’t vote for.

Why else do we have to pretend to be Canadian when we travel abroad?

And fuck the OP too.