I Pit the Entire BBQ Pit Community

Exactly. :wink:

-XT

Well then. I hereby declare defeat. You win. I give up.

So, I left work early today, played with the most beautiful and intelligent 21-month-old in the world, then had a great sail (SW at 15-25 knots, 1-2 feet). And then I remembered that there was a thread dedicated entirely to me. What a great fucking night.

Pedescribe is about to ruin it (assuming that’s a sincere compliment). Can someone please get us back on track and tell me what an asshole I am? Thanking you in advance.

No, thank you!

Is mronic short for moronic or four letters of stupid past ironic?

RR is the only Doper I’ve ever ignored. I find a small number of others’ posts on political (and related) topics inane and absurdly far fetched, but they are interesting members of the community in broader areas. RR is a one-trick troll-o-pony, monothematically interjecting intentionally contrary blather for the sole purpose of inciting a confrontation. Arguing sense with him doesn’t matter, he’s not here for anything other than stirring shit up.

Anyone remember when he suddenly stoppedpostingfor a long time? Just blissfully and abruptly disappeared for, oh, I don’t know, the length of an average misdemeanor sentence or something. Don’t know what we did to deserve it … maybe everyone gave to charity that day or something.

Anyway, I’m sure I’m not the only one exempt from the OP’s pitting.

Rand Rover used to annoy me, but then I got over it. I disagree with his political beliefs, but NO ONE makes me laugh on here as consistently as he does. Dude is funny. Also, he totally pops a hole in the whole “Super Special Dopers” thing. I love him. I just wish he’d post more; he must be too busy swimming in his piles of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck to come by the pit and skewer dumbasses lately. Or maybe its the kid, I dunno.

There are plenty of annoying fuckfaces on this board to pit, the only reason people dislike RR is politics.

You know what’s sad? In 15 years she’ll know her dad is completely full of shit. Or you’ll ruin her, like you did your own brain and turn her into an empty, unthinking puppet. Either way, sad.

RR is on my ignore list (using the Vbulletin plugin for Firefox), and until that stupid thread, DNFTT was working perfectly well–I forget the guy exists. Which is really the point–to keep the troll from wreaking havoc.

And he is very much a troll–as has been established forever, one need not not believe what they are saying to be a troll. He has admitted to primarily posting to “tweak” posters, and that is enough to label him a troll.

Finally, even if your goal is to remove trolls, DNFTT can work–if it’s actually policy. Otherwise, you will always get the counter-trolls, who often border on trolling themselves. Oh for an ignore feature that could figure out that a thread has become about responding to a troll, and removing it. Instead, I’m stuck with manually blocking threads.

BULL FUCKING SHIT. The guy likes to intentionally make other people mad. That is why I hate him. Yes, hate him.

There are people on this board who believe as he does–but they don’t come in to try and piss people off about it. They make actual arguments, occasionally complain about the SDMB echo chamber, but otherwise are decent people.

Yes, he has immoral political beliefs. But he’s also a really shitty guy. The fact that you find him funny makes me second guess you, as, in general, finding trolling funny is why trolls troll.

Why did you click to read this? You fail at ignoring.

Aw, thanks. :slight_smile:

Right. I’ve thought about and discussed my theory of government about a thousand percent more than any liberal douche on this messageboard, but because I disagree with you I’m an unthinking puppet.

Way to click on this, jerky.

If that’s what I do, then at least I’m apparently good at it.

You never get bored being a complete and total ass.
And you are nearly always flat wrong.

Not at all. You’re an unthinking puppet because you ignore things that don’t agree with your ideology. You’ve been shown time and time again that you’re wrong about some issue and bluster past it.

You’re a robot. A useless clockwork anus, unable to face the real world because you want to live in the fantasy you’re invested in protecting. It’s really really sad to think that you’re in a position to be a role model to someone. :frowning:

Did you ever stop and think by calling him names like this, and hating him so much, you’re no better than he is?

Rand Rover is no more a troll than I am a ballerina: even if he were to try his hardest to be one, he simply lacks the necessary abilities (basic intelligence, verbal dexterity) to achieve the title. I mean, look at this ham-fisted tardery:

I mean, really, that’s just embarrassing.

Rand Rover is just a doughy Internet blowhard, nothing more.

Rand, don’t take it so bad. We’re the ones being pitted. We’re the ones who should be defensive and outraged and alluding to the cute behavior of our babies.

Do you have something specific to RR in mind, or is it just conservative political beliefs in general that you find to be immoral?

Wrong again, jackass. I’ve thought about my theory from first principles on up, and I’ve posted the whole melange in several different threads. You just think I’m unthinking because I don’t say (for example) “oh, you say that health care is a right, so the government must provide UHC? Oh wow, ot I see the light, let’s get some UHC up in our USA!!”

The kind of crowd you hang out with are easily swayed by your bullshit baseless asertions. I’m not. Which demonstrates precisely the opposite of what you are saying.

Yeah, but according to some earlier post of his, he’s apparently been able to persuade some poor unfortunate to fuck him and has procreated. Even doughy blowhards get lucky.

You say tomato, I say tomahto.

Look there are a couple people on here that totally piss me off too. Like, irrationally; especially considering we’ve never met, never will, and they are just words on a screen. So I know where you’re coming from. And if RR is that guy for you, well, I can see where you’re coming from. He’s not sunshine and flowers.

I, however, find his dickishness amusing. I come here to be entertained, and he entertains me. He’s hardly the only dick on the board, and in my opinion, he’s far from the worst one. The fact that he inspires such rage in some people is part of the humor for me, I admit that. If that makes you question my moral fiber or something, fine. I can live with that.

Who are you again?