So what he’s trying to do is like a finger in the dike?
Harrumph. The title is misleading.
I see no evidence that this judge has done any of the following:
- A jump to the left
- A step to the right
- Hands on hips
- Knees in tight
- Pelvic thrusts
Therefore, whatever may befuddle this judge, The Time Warp ain’t it.
He probably won’t marry them either.
That would be both fishy and a blatant case of judicial manipulation.
Okay, I indeed laughed out loud. Thanks. 
But it does sound like something really did drive him in-say-ay-ay-ay-ane
I am glad you clarified that, because as a mixed person myself, and mother of yet another even-more-mixed-kid, I was about to curse the judge.
This is sad, really. It’s only funny because it is *really *depressing.
I think so too, but maybe I am biased. 
Eskimos are referred to as Inuits, you racist.
Educating people is less drastic and invasive, we simply have to let people know of the potential consequences of anal intercourse.
That’s how he found out they have piles.
So is anybody on this board dumb & trolly enought to jump in and defend this vile disgusting bigot?
No, he was born in Kenya!
Spread the genes out as wide as possible… healthiest, best lookin’.
Perhaps a beauty contest for hotties with a multi-racial heritage? The Miss Cegenation Pageant? Just spitballin’ here…
Yes, I am! Er, waitaminute…
As a user and connoisseur of cheap puns, I applaud you.
Sorry to be sweet-natured in a Pit thread, but that child is so entirely healthiest and best looking that I think the sun shined on me when I looked at her picture although it’s 10:22 at night.
ETA - to be nasty-minded, I bet Starving Artist agrees but is too much of a wimp to say so. Isn’t that what judges used to say back in those halcyon days of our youth? Back when you could leave your doors unlocked and not fear the incursion of mulatto burglar rapist murderers?
I’m no fan of Starving Artist, but I very, very much doubt that.
What do you people want? He said that he’s not a racist. That automatically makes anything that follows perfectly acceptable. I shall demonstrate with a quote from someone who escapes me right now.
“I’m not a racist, but I think all Puerto Ricans should be kept in cages. What? I said I’m not a racist.”