I pit the microwave at the gas station.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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All I wanted was a chicken sandwich. I thought “if only I could warm this up, it would be so much better than if it were cold”. But of course, you only have settings in 15 seconds increments.

45 seconds, and my sandwich is still cold.

1 minute, and its fucking melted. The buns are liquified. I can’t touch it to put on mustard and mayo for 5 minutes.

And then, of course, I have to eat it within 3 minutes after that, otherwise its cold again!!!
shakes fist

Has the DOE inspected the reactor you people use to power that thing?

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Open the door when it’s ready.

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That actually never occurred to me.

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New Winner! Shortest Pit Thread with Adequate Resolution!

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Must be that new Mobil ‘Speed-Pass’ thingy.

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Watch the wrapper.
When the wrapper expands and is just about to pop…it’s ready.

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There is no wrapper. It comes in a little paper baggie.

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Hee! That is exactly something I would do, sit there growing madder and madder and cursing it and never once think to take it out.

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I pulled it out today, but it was still too hot!

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OK, I was willing to let this die a quiet death, but now that it’s become an ongoing adventure of hunger and self-discovery I have no choice but to banish it to MPSIMS.

Begone!

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If one more of you motherfuckers posts a Pit about food I’m gonna ram a metaphorical chainsaw up your collective unconscious’ anus. I’m serious here. STOP IT. Maybe Cafe Society needs a subforum, I don’t know, but Pits should be directed at human beings whenever possible, not goddamn appliances.

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I really should have previewed. All apologies.

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You bought a sandwich at a gas station?

And microwaved it?

I’ll leave it at that.

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In line with the thread, that post makes sense.

All by itself though, it would make a neat sig.

Not unlike my Yahoo status message: “Slather that bitch in butter and cheese”

All by itself, it provokes fun thoughts and mental images. In context though, it was a boring suppertime conversation about potatoes.

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I thought it was Paula Deen off-camera. :stuck_out_tongue:

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It was a chicken burger!

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[beavis]Heh-heh heh-heh[/beavis]

Sooooo… maybe 45 seconds is the right length of heating time, but you need to let it stand a short time to let the heat evenly disperse?

Oh, and since this used to be in the Pit but isn’t anymore: poo-poo ka-ka.