I pit the mods for their heartlessness (RO)

[Speaker_for_the_Dead]

@Fear Itself

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[AskNott]

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[Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun]

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[Kythereia]

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[Autolycus]

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[Sir_Rhosis]

@MEBuckner

Dear Mr. ARIZANA TEACH:

I am a Moderator on the Striaght Dope Internet Message Board, run by the Honourable Dr. Cecil Adams. As you know, our board has recently been takened over, by the Creative Loafing, after many long years of asociation with the Honourable Chicago Reader. As a result of these events, I have come into posession of a sum of moneys, equal to $10,000,000. USD (TEN MILLION DOLLARS U.S. DOLLARS) which it is now imperative be transfered to a new account.As a long time member of the Strait Dope Internet Message Board, we are requesting you’re assistance with this matter, by providing us, with your bank account and routing informations, so that we can transfer this moneys to you, after which, you will be given instructions to transfer it, onto another account, less a fee to you of 10% of the total or $10,000,00 USD (ONE MILLION DOLLARS U.S. DOLLARS)

Your prompt reply, as well as, your utmost discretion, are very much required.

Sincerly yours,
the Honourable MEBruckner,
Straight Dope Internet Message Board
General Debates Forum

Isn’t there usually someone who has been killed in an unfortunate helicopter accident, or someone with an incurable disease who now regrets how he earned his wealth involved in these things. Plus you should always say “I am like to make myself know to you as MEBruckner.”

Got a kick out of this, though.

Sir Rhosis

[Argent_Towers]

@Autolycus

Her body was found wrapped partially in plastic wrap

Nice Twin Peaks reference there.

[sturmhauke]

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[ArizonaTeach]

This thread has succeeded in giving me blue balls.

[elucidator]

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[El_Kabong]

@elucidator

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• Erica Jong

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[wolfman]

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[Steve_MB]

@MEBuckner

Dear Mr. ARIZANA TEACH:

I am a Moderator on the Striaght Dope Internet Message Board, run by the Honourable Dr. Cecil Adams. As you know, our board has recently been takened over, by the Creative Loafing, after many long years of asociation with the Honourable Chicago Reader. As a result of these events, I have come into posession of a sum of moneys, equal to $10,000,000. USD (TEN MILLION DOLLARS U.S. DOLLARS) which it is now imperative be transfered to a new account.As a long time member of the Strait Dope Internet Message Board, we are requesting you’re assistance with this matter, by providing us, with your bank account and routing informations, so that we can transfer this moneys to you, after which, you will be given instructions to transfer it, onto another account, less a fee to you of 10% of the total or $10,000,00 USD (ONE MILLION DOLLARS U.S. DOLLARS)

Your prompt reply, as well as, your utmost discretion, are very much required.

Sincerly yours,
the Honourable MEBruckner,
Straight Dope Internet Message Board
General Debates Forum

You forgot the contact address, which is [Link deleted by moderator].

[Marley23]

I got rid of four threads this morning that offered free SMS service and work from home stuff, along with a porn thread (although the thread title said something about Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL). I’m sorry, maybe you guys would have liked that stuff.

[elucidator]

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[World_Eater]

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[Ludovic]

@World Eater

This thread could be Rickroll heaven.

Yeah, but I hear there’s at least one great rickroll in this thread.

[Projammer]

@ArizonaTeach

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[Darth_Nader]

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