Yesterday, midafternoon-ish, a brave and noble Guest to these parts, in a generous show of selflessness, posted a helpful and appreciated link that was, within minutes, deleted by a cruel, heartless, unthinking, and anonymous moderator. The topic? “Free hardcore porno movies.” The mouseover from the front page showed a lengthy address, far too much to memorize, but by the time I clicked on it, less than two minutes after the thread had been posted, the thread had already been deleted.
Free hardcore movie porn, lost forever. Thank you oh-so-much you moderators. Do you know how hard it is to find pornography? On the internet? At this hour?
I don’t know which of you monsters deleted that thread, but I am relatively sure it was one of the female ones. A male moderator, who might have felt that his duty would require him to eventually delete it, might have put a response with a mod warning or something. Stall for time. Allow a number of people to reach that Holy Grail of the Internet - free hardcore pornographic movies. And if it **was ** a male moderator who deleted the thread, I have to ask, what’s it like to scratch down there when there are no testicles?
It’s been a day now, and I finally feel like I’m able to talk about it. In the minutes after the Great Disaster, I kept hitting my back button, hoping that maybe it was a mistake, maybe someone, somewhere, was playing a cruel joke. Then the bargaining, the guilt, the anger. I spent the last 12 hours curled up in a fetal position in my bed. A moderator has taken a wonderful gift and torn it away. I hope you’re happy. You made me cry.
Damn you, anonymous moderator. Damn you to hell.
