I pit the Nicest Person Ever AND the Meanest Person Ever

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featherlou Nope, I have my suspicions too. That’s for her to determine though. Hopefully things will be revealed, and she’ll stand up for herself and begin to heal.

It’s not worth the stress Lisa is causing her, to “be nice” to her in order to keep the guy thats screwing her around. Just not worth it at all. If he’s a friend, then he’ll respect her and not throw a fit if she doesn’t ant Lisa around any more. He’ll keep his love life out of his friend’s life.

Maybe he’s been deluded by Lisa, and will “snap out of it”. Thing is, sounds to me like he’s a user too, and he’s sitting back while she makes most of the efforts to keep the friendship alive.

The whole thing is pretty twisted, and the further torie gets herself from it, the better. If he’s truly a friend, he’ll mend his ways, and come back. If not, good riddance.

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Torie, before I read about Marc and the Genital Warts thing, I was going to suggest that you go out, buy condoms, and 2-3 hours after he leaves, back him into his room and Rape him.
You could then explain what a True Shit Lisa is while you have his Full erec…attention. :wink: Sure, its a little cold, but I knew he was a really good friend from what you said and I thought that if you had to ‘take one for the team’, he wouldn’t be the worst candidate.

The warts complicates things a Lot. And as he’s been banging at Lisa’s Nastyness, you must now assume he could well be infected. That and as a friend, he better expect a BIG fight over his behavior.

First Things First: Make sure your are fully dressed. You need
(1) bat (cricket or baseball)
(1) large bucket of water (Cold)

Next: Bang On That Wall. Use the bat if necessary. Then shout, at the top of your lungs

“She Has Genital Warts, I Hope You Know!!!”

Shout it loud enough to be heard from Bristol or London. It should have the effect of a cold bucket of water. If it doesn’t, Use The Cold Bucket Of Water. Open Sam’s door and throw it on them both (have bat nearby).

Important: Make sure that in one movement you drop the bucket, grab up the bat, and grab her pants off the floor with your free and Repeat statement about genital warts, just as loud. Point with pants hand for emphasis.

As all Hell starts to break loose, back quickly towards the open apartment outside door with bat and the pants. (Do not let Lisa take them from you)

Throw pants outside apartment into the hallway. As she goes for them, slam & lock door behind her. (nudge her with bat if you need help getting the door closed)

Now, all you have to worry about is Sam.

Best of Luck, BTW…

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It looks like you’ll need to wait until Lisa screws him over and then be there for Sam afterwards.

torie do you want Sam?
If so, this is a lesson in life, that you should have grabbed him befor lisa had a chance.

Don’t give lisa any indecation that you want Sam, she may be doing this just to get at you.

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I don’t have any sexual attration for Sam, although I love him dearly. I’m very much in love with Marc and am happy where I am. My concern is for Sam, my friend. I don’t want him to get whatever she may or may not have. I also don’t want him to get screwed over. Which he will.

I’m not sure how to bring up the disease without sounding spiteful, either. And I also know it’s my responsibilty to bring this up. sigh again And I ALSO know that they already got booty. Booty had been gotten before I knew anything about this.

It’s also hard because I live with Sam. When he brings her around, I’m here.

Featherlou, I have thought of that too. Maybe he doesn’t care for me the way I thought he did. My mood has been drifting between anger and “don’t say too much too Sam, he’ll tell her and she will use it against you.” She loves to do shit like that.

Quietman1920, thank you. With all this bullshit I needed a good laugh. :slight_smile:

On a lighter note, Marc is getting Sam a copy of “Sleeping With the Enemy” for Christmas. :slight_smile:

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If its out of stock, Marc might find a DVD of “So I Married An Axe Murderer” at Amazon.com.

(just trying to help) :wink:

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The whole situation there sounds fairly weird and ripe for trouble - you’re living with Marc and Sam, you’re dating and in love with Marc, but Sam had feelings for you as recent as this summer - nice guy he may be, but I think living with you and Marc is probably pretty hard on him. Now he has found somebody to replace you, and it’s the worst person you can think of to have around you. Unless you absolutely have to live there, I would suggest that you and Marc get your own place, and leave Sam to date anyone he chooses. He might be saying that he’s alright with you and Marc being all snuggly around him, but he might be lying.

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I think I may have gotten worked up over nothing. Today, he refused to bring her in to the APT.
They sat outside in her car. He came back rather out of sorts and won’t talk to me about it.

What did she do? ::Glares in imaginary camera:: Im-a gonna git her

:mad: