As you can see by my name, I know a little bit about “Pit’s” and with that qualification
I would like to ask:- “Can anybody honestly justify the existence of the BBQ Pit?”.
I myself am ashamed to be associated with it so far. I mean, what sort
of degenerate fuckers sit at a keyboard, swapping quips about “Raping
Comatose Children…”. Where the fuck was the moderator for those 3 pages?
Or was he one of them? Like I said, I’ve been about a bit, but surely that is
going beyond the pale! Or did I miss something in that particular thread?
If you’re thinking of the thread I think you are, you’re confusing gallows humor with mockery and disrespect. Granted, sometimes it can be hard to tell one from the other, but I don’t think anyone there truly meant to deride comatose rape victims.
So, of course, you start a thread in it, thus justifying it’s existence…
I hear ya there. I mean come on! Everyone knows comatose children are for eating, fer Chrissakes.
I know the thread I am thinking of, and your “gallows humor” is slightly misplaced,
don’t you think? I mean it’s fucking obvious THEY{THE COMATOSE KIDDIES!}won’t
be reading it…but relatives? Now, justify the pit again for me. :dubious:
Hi, Miss Logical Relativism 2007. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Don’t like it? Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.
You pay the 15 bucks. Until then I really don’t see how we need to justify anything to you. If you don’t like it, quit bitching and leave.
The justification for the Pit is that people can come here and rant with virtually no repercussions, letting off the steam and pressure of daily living, so that they don’t feel the need to go kill everyone that they work with and/or their family and friends. I personally feel better living in a society that has some bleed-off valves in it.
As for making jokes about raping comatose children, people can joke about many serious, horrible things without the jokes lessening the seriousness of the actual actions. I don’t think there has been a tragic event in our lives that hasn’t been turned into a joke at some point. It’s another way that humans deal with things that would otherwise cripple us emotionally.
The egg. Egg-laying birds first appeared about 50-60 million years ago. Something resembling modern domestic chickens were probably first bred only about 8,000 years ago.
The egg evolved before the chicken, so the egg came first. Unless it was raped.
Have you heard any good ones about 9/11 recently. I’d love to hear those!
You bunch of fucking hypocrites! Would that be letting off steam enough for your
satisfaction. Now, justify the Pit, and lets see some heated debate. Go on, I cannot
interrupt you.
Sure, I’ve got a good one.
Q: What’s the difference between the corpse of a 9/11 victim and a swimming pool?
A: You can’t fuck a swimming pool.
If not for the pit, I couldn’t tell you that you’re an asshole, and frankly don’t seem terribly bright.
What more justification could you possibly need?
My name actually means “Light-bearer” in some language or other.
One of you might know! 
We don’t need to justify jackshit. Nobody’s twisting your arm to make you come here. There’s always the option of, oh, I dunno, not clicking on the link to this forum?
It’s crazy, but it just might work.
What exactly do you think makes us hypocrites?
And what’s with the truncated sentences? Are you trying to tell us you’re outraged amputee?
Weeeeell, it ain’t so much a joke as a fake picture. From Snopes. It’s so absurd that all one can do is laugh.
So, what’s the joke? Devil’s advocate? Or are you just an imp?
I would never taunt Satan. Well Hell ! I sure would ! But you aren’t him! You walk your dog. How quaint. Do you let him lick your feet too? That’s nice. Is he a poodle ? Hope not! They would rather eat you alive as look at you! Well anyway, you chose the name , so revell in the shame, I guess your right at home , huh , Satan, in the Pit? I’m sorry. It’s my mischievious nature getting the better of me. You go to sleep and dream sweet dreams of sleeping with your loved ones, my friend. Tomarrow you’ll feel all better.