I Pit The Pit{again}

[Hung_Mung]

Yes, aren’t you cute? Well, I’m done with you now. Have fun figuratively waving your hands with your thumbs in your ears.

[LOUIS_CYPHERE]

@Hung Mung

Yes, aren’t you cute? Well, I’m done with you now. Have fun figuratively waving your hands with your thumbs in your ears.

I will.Now go and watch the baseball,or something.

[tomndebb]

@LOUIS CYPHERE

What’s in a name? I prefer my “Angel Heart” spelling, if that’s alright with you professor.

Prefer whatever you want. You won’t be here long enough for me to care.

[Pixiesnix]

“Poltroon?”

Wasn’t there a famous meltdown on a cycling board some years ago wherein the meltdownist used that phrase? Not saying it’s the same guy, but I’m certainly reminded of him.

[LOUIS_CYPHERE]

@tomndebb

Prefer whatever you want. You won’t be here long enough for me to care.

And what’s that supposed to mean. Are you friends with Mr.Moderator and you’re gonna get me kicked out of the play-pen? FUCKING GROW UP!

[The_Hamster_King]

@LOUIS CYPHERE

And what’s that supposed to mean. Are you friends with Mr.Moderator and you’re gonna get me kicked out of the play-pen? FUCKING GROW UP!

**tomndebb ** IS a moderator. You’re stupid and dull and contribute nothing of value. You’ll be gone soon.

[LOUIS_CYPHERE]

Well, I’m batting 84 for 600+ on the main board. Just above 1 in 10 hits. I think I’ll go to bed now.

[Aioua]

aw… beat.

[fisha]

12. Maybe 13. Way past his bed time any which way.

[The_Hamster_King]

@LOUIS CYPHERE

I think I’ll go to bed now.

Be sure you kiss your mom goodnight.

[Cunctator]

His mother must have ticked him off and sent him to bed with a spanking, because he’s banned now.

[askeptic]

My guess is he was a reincarnation of CJOK…

[Auntbeast]

In the interest of fighting ignorance

@Darwin Awards

http://flor.nl/text/darwin.html]Police Lakeland paramedics made an early morning call to a motel to free a man whose penis was caught in a swimming pool suction fitting. A clerk at the Scottish Inn motel made a 911 call at 4:45AM Friday, saying the 33 year old man was trapped in the swimming pool. “As I approached the man,” a police officer wrote in his report, 'I could see his pants were down to his knees and his penis was stuck in a suction hole located on the north-side wall of the swimming pool." A police officer identified the man as Robert Scott Cheuvront of Lakeland. The pool’s pump was shut off before paramedics arrived, but the man still could not free himself because his penis had become swollen in the small hole that serves as part of the pool’s filtration system. Paramedics inserted a lubricant around the suction fitting, and after about 40 minutes, authorities were able to free the man. The man, who had rented a room at the motel, told police he had gone swimming around 12:30AM He was discovered more than four hours later. He was treated at Lakeland Regional Medical Center and released with bruised genitalia.

Not only can you have sex with a swimming pool, but when I read the local article in the paper when it happened, you can have dozens of emergency vehicles responding to your call, just to see it for themselves.

[Pixiesnix]

Well, there go my weekend plans…

Hey, suction works for the ladies, too.

[threnodyangelfire]

@Indistinguishable

Sure, I’ve got a good one.

Q: What’s the difference between the corpse of a 9/11 victim and a swimming pool?

A: You can’t fuck a swimming pool.

That is vile and in such bad taste…

But I can’t stop giggling at it.

[Mangetout]

@Geobabe

With TWIN BODY-POWERED DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS STEEL HOOKS!!!

Where is this reference from?

[sinjin]

@Mangetout

Where is this reference from?

I didn’t know this either

ETA see post #32. Now if I can only figure out how to ref a single post. :smack:

[BubbaDog]

I was hoping for a better finale for this one. You could see it coming a few days ago and back then it it looked like his meltdown might be entertaining.

But, like a road stand firework gone bad, you wait for the big, pretty, red white, and blue explosion and all you get is a fizzling-candle yellow flame.

[Frank]

@sinjin

Now if I can only figure out how to ref a single post.

Two ways that I use.

If you click on the number at the top right of a post, it opens a window that contains only that post. Simply copy the URL.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5822507&postcount=32

Now if you want to show the post in the context of the thread, remove the ‘&postcount=32’ from the end, and change showpost to showthread.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5822507

[sinjin]

Thanks Frank!