Something about petitions to the White House to ship shit to Canada.
In my travels across Canada and the globe, I can say scientifically that 98% of people are nice or neutral, 2% are jerks, and I tend to remember the jerks unless I remind myself not to.
Who the hell sells weed by the microgram ?!
i have a plan for dealing with all the secessionists. We have a lot of crappy federal lands sitting unused and vacant. We have a couple million people who want to secede. Let’s just take the shittiest federal lands we can find, give them over to the secessionists for their own reservation. They can have their own laws, and their own government. They won’t have to pay the US any taxes and will receive no services from the US. Presto! Problem solved…and since almost every secessionist is an old, angry, white male, the forces of irony will be appeased as well.
The reserves are already taken.
trust me, there are still crappier lands out there than what we gave to the native Americans as reservations.
Detroit?
Panama Plutonium, weapons grade. You don’t smoke it, you get within fifty yards and you immediately dash off for some Haagen-Daz and Bugles.
good start
Not weed, LSD.
i used to buy from a physics major back in college. he wouldn’t sell by the microgram, but would weigh it out to the microgram.