I Pit the Universe

It is not to my satisfaction. Take it away please. I am NOT going to pay for this.

It’s just IMPOSSINLE to find a decent universe in this day and age.

You’re pitting the entire Universe - everything is part of the universe, though. So every pitting falls under your general pitting. And you’re pitting yourself.

You’re going to need an awfully large pit.

But you have already used a signifigant portion.

I talked to the manager, and he says you will have to pay.

Nonsense, and anyway the universe is so chaotic that they’ll never catch me to collect. That’s one of it’s shortcomings. I prefer order. The universe is more like a John Carpenter movie.

Excellent place for the pitting, might I add.

I pit people who start pit threads in IMHO.
Moving this from you-know-where to you-know-where.

Can you, as a part of the universe, create a pit large enough to contain the universe? What would you dig it in?

I talked to the manager again. He says he knows where to find you.

And where are you going to stay after you pit the universe, hm? :wink:

Right - like you’ve seen them all. :rolleyes:

Go, then - there are other worlds than this.