I pit urethra stuffers

Man still needs a u inbetween that Q and a! :slight_smile:

Just don’t seem natural, somehow! :wink:

J/K!

Don’t change a THING!

I wouldn’t reco-bo-nize you any other way!

Your Q-Bro

Quasi:)

This diabetic thing makes me curious.

I have read about prisoners on death row who have been treated for various things involuntarily so they can be made healthy enough to be executed. :rolleyes:

But as WI has no death penalty, and perhaps no compelling reasons to keep uncooperative prisoners healthy, does coersion enter into it? Does a prisoner have the same rights to decline care as anyone out on the street?

Don’t straight women have all their equiptment on the inside, too?

Right, like there aren’t any stories about women getting things stuck up there, or worse… :eek:

Not me! I had my uterus and ovaries yanked out almost a decade ago, and I couldn’t be happier about it. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: <See? I guess they were incinerated long ago.

They have been incorporated into a secret government breeding program.

That, and often some fellow’s equipment as well.

When I was about eight, I had an infected tooth taken out (a baby tooth). The dentist hardly gave me any novocaine, and then afterwards complained to my mother that I cried too much, and that I was a total brat. :rolleyes: And you’re a pediatric dentist, bitch!

(The next time, when she found a tooth that had this super long root – again, a baby tooth – she DID give me enough. That time, it took forever to get the feeling back into my tongue. But at least it didn’t hurt so freaking much).

I believe all inmates in the US have a right to refuse care, whether they’re on death row or not. That refusal gets overridden very reluctantly, and only with court orders. I doubt US death row inmates are having routine forced medication.

For instance, some dialysis patients refuse dialysis. This is a right of every dialysis patient, to stop dialyzing when they no longer want to have their kidney failure treated. But some of my patients try to manipulate the system, saying they are refusing dialysis on a certain shift, or under the care of a certain dialysis nurse, or if they can’t be dialyzed at the dialysis center of their choice. They don’t get to choose those terms of their dialysis, only whether they will or won’t dialyze. So we get court orders to dialyze them.

Or if an inmate refuses insulin, we can’t do much, unless/until it becomes acutely life-threatening.

I’ll stop there for now, as we’re in danger of having another rational discussion breaking out here in the pit!

Ropity Dopity
Qadgop the Mercotan
Want “ask the prison doc”?
He’s just the guy.

But when the subject turns
Roto-Urethrooter
Five pages later it’s
“Way TMI.”

Just one of the many reasons why I’m looking into pathology!

My 4yo nephew has a problem with one of his urethers. When you’re that small, the medical sounds can be used to check beyond the bladder itself, and that’s one of the tests his doctors have been known to perform on him.

He identified the word “test” with that specific one; we suggested to his parents that when there is any kind of “test” coming up, it may be best to be more specific, because I’d be running around yelling if I thought someone was about to stick a metal probe up my weenie and beyond, too… and I don’t even have a weenie.

QtM, it’s worse than I thought! Even your peeps are burned out.

Get new ones.

There have been days when I’d have traded a yuppie mother over-read and undereducated about her baby’s fever for a good old urethra-stuffer. It has always irritated me that resources are not allocated on the basis of some grand cosmic scheme to those most deserving of them.

Is anybody else thinking of a bizarre version of Stove Top Stuffing/Hamburger Helper kinda thingy ?

[[Martha Stewart] For this urethra, I’ve chosen traditional oyster stuffing[/Martha Stewart]

Do NOT give these people ideas! The guy who tries this will also inform me he has a shellfish allergy, no doubt.

The word in the yard is that its strawberries.

Heh, this made the News of the Weird:

http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/nw090927.html

Someone should write and tell them this isn’t actually all that weird … :wink:

The pen is mightier than the penis.

Only if it is a Bic.