:eek:
No. I will not. No way. Uh uh. Forget it.
Y’know, on most boards, the OP would probably have to mention what his job is-but here, no one questions why QtM has to pull junk drawer flotsam out of penii. We’re home 
I read the thread title and I thought, “Well, who wouldn’t?”
Oh, my stars and whiskers! It lends a whole 'nother meaning to getting your freak on, doesn’t it?
Qadgop, have you given them the “The Urethra is a drainline, not a Funhouse! lecture?”
A part of me read the word stuffers and thought this was some really warped anti-too-early Christmas rant.
Why eyeglass screws, I wonder? They’re so tiny! Did someone try to insert part of an eyeglass frame and lose some screws in the process?
This is precisely what ran through my mind. Including the eek.
Qadgop, have you tried telling them that those who abuse their equipment are doomed to lose it? Or would this just be so much wasted breath?
Or maybe that’s they’re goal?
. . . Have they ever explained why?
If you don’t mind a hot pepsi, I think you now know how to do it. And you can always ask for ice on the plane.
The OP just raises so many horrible, horrible questions that I know I really don’t want to ask.
Like how? Metal screws? Pipe cleaners? God almighty, why?
I can relate (somewhat)!
Had a guy come through our ER (when I was still working) who had inserted a glass thermometer into his penis?
And it broke off in there?
'cause he decided to masturbate?
And we had to send him to surgery with him screaming, “No insurance! I can pay cash! I can pay cash!”?
(I write some things in questions these days, because it makes me feel like a teen-ager, so don’t hold it against me, okay?)
Good to see ya’, Doc! 
Quasi
Forgot to add: IANAD!!!
I pit YOU, QTM, for making my sausage hide behind my pelvic bone!
As I understand it, some guys are just looking for thrills any way they can get them. With other guys, well, they’ve ingested drugs, either too many or the wrong ones or both. Some guys will do ANYTHING if they’re dared to.
Plus, of course, Qadgop’s patients are drawn from a pool of people who are known to make bad choices in life.
Haven’t been this shriveled since I was scared to death in an icy lake.
LOL!
Makes that thing wanna slip right into the warmth of them "bew-tocks’, don’t it, E?
Q
During the process? Doubtful. Before the process, however…