But this is not Pitworthy enough to go into the Pit.
I hate it when people whistle. In any circumstance. I hate it when they do it to create “music.” I hate it when they do it to music. They add nothing to the song, and usually only prove that they have no concept of pitch or key center. I was in a bank a little while ago, and there was background music. A Brinks guy was leaving, and as he did so, he whistled what might be considered a melody of sorts. It was not the melody of the song. Nowhere even close. But it had the same rhythm, more or less, so this guy probably thought he was whistling “along with” the song. Yeah as in at the same time as.
This little rant extends to hummers, toe tappers, and desktop drummers.