True. I just can’t imagine them inviting a male houseguest over. They have a hard enough time dealing with the fact that my fiance’ lives here. “BLECH, BOY COOTIES!” Heh. If it DID happen to me, however, I’d definitely fling the snotbag right at his filthy, sleeping face.
And yeah, it’s taken from V:tM. 
Oh blech, that is just, raised by wolves, heinously stupid and rude.
That’s just nasty!
Anyone else hear this said with Cleveland’s (from “Family Guy”) voice?
malkavia: That may be the solution… maybe if I can convince my bi roommate to become a lesbian, then she too will become scared of boy cooties.
(And I’ve always liked the Lasombra, Gangrel, and Assamites)
CanvasShoes: That’s part of what I don’t get… my mom never told me not to leave used condoms on my hosts’ counters… I didn’t need to be told… How on earth is that not just common sense?
I mean, surely even wolves would kick your ass for soiling their domain.
AngelicGemma: I think that’s pretty much the definition of nasty…
a. Disgustingly dirty.
b. Physically repellent.
Morally offensive; indecent. See Synonyms at offensive.
Malicious; spiteful: “Will he say nasty things at my funeral?” (Ezra Pound).
Very unpleasant or annoying: nasty weather; a nasty trick.
MidnightRadio [Cleveland]that’s what the french call le terrible [/cleveland]
My guess is that he went in to take a piss, started, then realised he had it on still. Only thing to do was whip it off and put it on the counter (after all, he wouldn’t want to block your toilet with a used cocksack would he?).
Of course, that probably means that apart from some blood and cum, you might well have had the unique opportunity of mopping some piss too…
sweet dreams…
Seeing as how there is a garbage can no more than six inches to the right of our toilet, I’d have to quetsion the counter as the prefered place to deposit his snotbag.
Well… at least urine is sterile.
I’d have put dishwashing gloves on, picked it up and force-fed it to him after he ignored the note, but then again, I’m well known to be a vindictive bitch when you (figuratively) shit on me or my hospitality repeatedly.
And to think that someone actually had sex with this guy. . .
Ick. Just … ick. Good on you for kicking his ass outta town.
I’m impressed that you said nothing over the bragging started, too. My big mouth would have called his whole manliness into question over that. But then, my mouth goes into Bitch Gear a lot faster than my brain goes into Damage Control.
:rolleyes: Yes, they should be left under the bed. :dubious:
He must be an anal compulsive 
Maybe he meant it as installation art. I took a couple of art classes in college, and I could totally see some of the grad students I worked with thinking such an installation was brilliant.
Cerri: Funny you should mention that… I see about as much justification for leaving a used condom on my counter as taking a shit in my living room.
And interesting… stuffing his snotbag in his face seems to be a very popular theme.
Muffin: I suppose that even loudmouthed obnoxious rude inconsiderate 20 year old virgins get lucky every now and again… (if it helps, her eyes were downright bovine)
Sinshine: It was more subtle bragging… like asking where-oh-where could one buy condoms when there are no fewer than two all night convenience stores no less than a block from my front door. Or oh-were-we-making-too-much-noise-last-night?
That sorta thing… I just kinda rolled my eyes.
And thanks… I don’t know why I deserve ‘props’ though… it was just a natural “throw the dumb fuck, who abused my hospitality, out of my home.” reaction.
ouryL: at the risk of sounding dumb… anal compulsive? I don’t get it…
CrazyCatLady Thank you. Now at least I know never to invite any art grad students into my home
P.S. Installation art? What’s that?
Installation art? LoL
As someone who just completed an excruciatingly painful art course in college, Installation art is art that is permanently(more or less) installed in the viewing site. Like murals, and architecture and like, huge, ugly-ass paintings on walls, or wooden blocks bolted to a wall.
Sam
GaWd: Thanks Sam… I guess I should be glad that he wasn’t an art student, and didn’t have crazy glue :eek:
Yes, installation is something that’s not meant to be moved around easily. The statues that they put up in the local park, that’s installation art. The ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, that’s installation art. Once you get into modern art, installations can get pretty weird. There’s one really famous bit of installation that we discussed in my sculpture class that was a urinal bolted to the gallery wall. (I don’t even pretend to understand, although it was explained at great length. Something about forcing us to look at what we consider private or something, I dunno.) In that vein, I could certainly see some of them proclaiming the brilliance of a blood-smeared condom on the countertop.
If you were *laying * in bed, then you were doing the nasty, too. 
*Lying * is what you were shooting for, I suspect …