DrLoveGun, I’d like to applaud your conduct on the board thus far, and encourage you to continue. We can take it, your wife can take care of herself, and the both of you need an outlet for your incoherent, nasty aggression before the baby gets old enough for the two of you to start blaming him/her for your problems.
You’re pitting us because we don’t appreciate the artistry of your domestic disturbances?
No need, you’ve already given us the slo-mo, reverse-angle, ultra-close-up pathological-cam replay. Plenty of times.
Interesting and opportune that you should ask. He died a couple of years ago, fairly young, after a lifetime of substance abuse and a long history of domestic problems, including an assault conviction.
I can think of a couple you should probably put on the waiting list.
Dungeon Masters don’t wear cloaks, dumbass. The wear +2 Sweatsuits of nNerdery and Fanny Packs of Mighty Character Generation and stuff like that. Characters wear cloaks. My character isn’t a chaotic wizard, either. He’s an Anti-Palladin with secondary training as a ranger and thief who rides on a trained gryphon and has two vorpal swords that he uses simultaneously.
Was that a vital part in this failed pitting? Would the links being there made this pit work? Because all I am reading is something about farting and basements. If the links that where removed, where essential for the pitting to make sense, I say shut this thread down because all it is doing now is confusing my dumb ass.
and I forgot to mention that the dreary details of your married life are, in fact, less interesting than discussions of RPG’s that I haven’t played since 1983.
Dear lord, man, why don’t you just take up chugging cock for pocket change down at the truck stop? It would have more dignity than the attention whoring you do here.
Yeh! And what about those paper catfood sacks with the stitched string closure, that you’re supposed to be able to grab one end and pull, and the whole thing unravels, and you wind up with one long white string in your hand and a long thin strip of paper and the whole top of the bag opens, except you can’t figure out which string end is the right one because they all look the same, so you tug on one and it just tightens more, and you tug on another one and it jams, and you try the other end but you can’t even pick the string end free let alone pull it, and you try to rip the top open but the damned paper is too strong, and you can’t remember where you put the box cutter, and the only scissors you can find are those dinky little blunt-ended kids’ scissors that don’t cut worth a damn, and you haggle at the bag until your hand hurts, and you get a two-inch cut into it finally, and by now you’re pissed and swearing, and you grab the corners of the cut and yank, and the bag rips halfway across and then stops, and you snarl and yank even harder, and the whole bag rips apart, and all the catfood spills all over the floor, and as the cats who’ve been hovering around you trying to paw-snag a kibble swarm in for the feast you jump to your feet to get a plastic bag, and you step on the kibble, and the sore spot on your foot lands on a really spiky kibble, and you yelp and stagger and lose your balance and fall down, and you hit your head on a chair and pass out, and you come to to find yourself lying on kibble, with a tube of throw-up on your chest from the cat who ate so much so fast he barfed it back up.
In fact, no. The prinicipal link was simply to some excessively long snark thread where a banned doper tried to mock the SDMB and got called an idiot by the snarkers before the thread fell into the typical pattern of anonymous posters attempting (occasionally successfully) to mock other anonymous posters.
And some of us qualify in all of these categories.
I don’t know if I can handle the OP. I’m still trying to get over being labeled degenerate gutter trash by Martin Hyde. I guess I’m just sensitive that way.
Very well said, catsix --thank you.
I’m a nice person, so I’ll be nice here. DLG and inkleberry -I mean this kindly. Let’s review: you went against a board rule and were called on it. Now is the time to either take it quietly or apologize and move on. Never have I felt more sympathetic towards mods anywhere. To what purpose is this “pitting”? What do you hope to accomplish? You were found to be in the wrong–you may not think that’s fair–but your feelings don’t change the situation.
This is rapidly turning into a dervish of narcissistic attention whoring. I won’t speak for others here, but I will state categorically and emphatically: I DON’T WANT TO WITNESS YOUR MARITAL SQUABBLES HERE, EVER.
Why you two would think that 1. it is funny or 2. anyone gives a rat’s ass about your spats is beyond me. Are you that conceited? Arrogant? Clueless? And to then take your “dirty laundry” to another bb–now, that shows real class. WTF?
You are painting yourselves into a corner here. Have at it, I suppose. Perhaps you enjoy this sort of thing.
I tried that once. I farted, fucked shit up, farted, moved, farted, bought a new pair of pants, returned them for smelling too farty, went to a movie, got kicked out for farting, came home.
So that was you who ruined the movie for me! I couldn’t see over your head, and then you had some of the worst gas that has ever burned the lining out of my nose. Yes please stay home!
