Well, dat just prooves how unpredictable and hot-headed dose Muslims is.
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Would I get in trouble if I asked him to post it again?
Wow. The OP uses posts on that board as proof that posters on this board need to let go of the mouse and get outside more.
I did. Got a link?
Whew. Through a combination of detective work and dumb luck, I found the legendary “snarkpit.” I wonder if a few hints will get me banned?
I started with livejournal, found the anonymous community (by searching for “straight dope”) which is long dead (as is said here), but has a hint as to a new blogging location for nastiness. The search page at the new location was broken, and I was going to let it die there. But curiosity and cats, and all. I googled a bit using terms found here, and terms found on the dead livejournal community, and found a page that was dead, but the cached version still had a link to it. For all that, I was completely bewildered by the actual blog.
What do I win?
With that out of the way, perhaps we can discuss Adolphe or Steve “Sorry” Sax? Or “Sorry” Saxo Grammaticus? Maybe that’ll be less
…whatever this was."
:smack:
So DLG starts a thread telling us how stupid and lame we are, linking to a site in an attempt to prove that a bunch of douchebags with nothing better to do than snipe strangers proves WE’RE lame.
The link is deleted no less than 6 times just to get the tread off to a good start.
His lone, single reply? The link.
Why is he still here?
Those stupid sacks with the string tops are the fucking worst. I see them on bags of charcoal all the time. I just want to grill, you know, but I end up holding a long strip of white paper and a string, staring at a closed bag at it sits there and mocks me. It mocks me, with those eyes, the little flame eyes that the match man has. Mocking me. So you know what I do? I set the whole bag on fire. And now, they have those little bags where the little string and paper strip have sort of mutated into a wick, and you just put the whole thing in the grill and light the fuse. It just goes to show you, man. Darwin was right. He was fucking right.
Dumb-ass. Of course that’s not how you’re supposed to do it. You forgot the gasoline. Jesus, you suck at starting a grill!
Sorry I’m late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.
DrLoveGun, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with my girlfriend all day.
I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin’ pretty serious.
She’s uh… she’s got sandy blonde hair. She’s uh… pretty good looking face, but I’m just getting really… just kinda TO’d because… I mean she hasn’t even sent me a full body shot yet.
I’m 100% positive she’s my soul mate.
Don’t worry DrLoveGun, I’m sure there’s a babe out there for you too.
How long did it take you to grow that moustache?
Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.
You know, there’s like a butt-load of gangs on this board. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bo staff.
Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can’t fit my numchucks in there anymore.
After one week with me in my dojo, you’ll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
Who’s the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?
[del]Grandma[/del] inkleberry just called and said you’re supposed to go home. She said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been ruining everybody’s lives and eating all our steak.
Knock it off, DrLoveGun! Stay home and eat all the freakin’ chips! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
Peace out.
The wheels of justice turn slowly. And they’re square.
The mods are probably furiously typing away on the secret mod forum… here’s a thought: maybe the forbidden site really is the mod forum.
Brava!
And eleanorigby, for the second time this is what I got back:
More often, though, it’s a hotbed of rampant transphobia, racism, and prejudice against other marginalized groups, by people too protective of their faked-up Internet identities to say what they really feel on the SDMB. IMO, that journal is a good excuse not to renew one’s subscription. I really don’t like the idea of sharing a board with these phonies and paying for the privilege.
Woo-hooooo! Here ya go! Definitely Aldebaran at his most, well, Aldebaranesque. 14 pages to closure.
Most of the people who go there and participate in it do not share such views. I’ve talked with many of the active members there through chat or irc and most of them are just like every other doper. The thing you have to realize is that there are trolls there who will post the worst they can think of to try and get a rise out of others. The difference is that here the trolls are often responded to and taken seriously while over there most people do what should be done with trolls - ignore them.
This is not to say that racism/transphobia/sexism does not exist over there, it does. But it exists there because it exists among dopers. If you would rather not be knowledgeable about that then that’s one thing, but to refuse to believe it exists and would only be brought to light by places like the anon boards is naivety. There are dopers who I have talked to through irc/livejournal/chatrooms who have views that I find transphobic, homophobic, sexist, etc. I am friends with some of these people even though I strongly disagree with their view on some issue and I understand why they don’t bring it on to the dope. Not every subject needs to be turned into a trainwreck.
I’m thinking she’s off her feed. Possibly got the bloat.
But Brudder had a coconut.
Bought it for a dime.
Sister had another one.
Paid it for a lime.