Wow, you’re dumber than that bumper sticker.
My kids would have DIED if I’d announced to the world that they were smart.
“Thanks, dad, now my friends are gonna ask me to do their homework. If I have any friends left. Why don’t you just write “My Student’s on the Dork Roll” on a lawn sign?”
Actually, that was middle school; their high school doesn’t even have an honor roll, and doesn’t keep track of “class standing” (to the consternation of the major university half a mile down the street-- they just refuse to give that number*)
*it’s a tough high school, and that’d make Student #343 look average, when most of the school is classified as “smartypants”.
That’s so crazy…yesterday on the way home I saw that sticker for the first time. Funny coincidence.
Similar vein, this morning I saw a septic pump truck with the motto ‘We want your stinkin’ business.’
Is it black on white, with a bar code, like the generic groceries from the 80s?
I saw this last week:
“My Golden Retriever is smarter than your honor student”
My favorite to date: “Bumper stickers are not dialog.”
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When I lived in Mass., my hot car enthusiast neighbor’s vanity license plate
said B GAS
There is a mercedes that I see fairly frequently on my way home in the evenings. The license plate says “IP LAW.”
Now, I’m certain that he’s referring to his expertise in Intellectual Property disputes, but given my recent experiences, I always see it as more of an origin myth.
We also had an empty car seat in the back
That being said, Even without the car seat. What evidence would you suggest we accept to start a search. The car ended about 60 feet from the road. She was obviously traveling 100 mph. Her body was about 35 feet from her vehicle. It was pitch dark, no moon, grass field (grass ranged from 2 to 3 feet high)
We instituted a pattern search, but when youre talking a child, you dont want to be wrong. Imagine this, we leave the scene and find out the child was with her, then what? We’re blamed for not searching.
No win situation
I saw one yesterday that annoyed me: Live Mythically. What does that mean? Live like you’re a mythological figure? So … are you advocating for having an imagination? Woo, way to go out on a limb. Bah. It seems like they’re trying to make some intense statement, and it’s just not there.
I’ve seen the family grouping in Star Wars figures, which is the only one that ever appealed to me. Mom as Princess Leia, hells yes! 
My policy with honor roll was the same as Vince Lombardi’s on touchdowns. He’s alleged to have said regarding end zone celebrations, “When you get to the end zone, act like it’s not the first time”. Honor roll wasn’t an accomplishment, but an expectation. If you didn’t make honor roll, let’s figure out what went wrong.
In full white frock or bikini?
You can have full frock or “Slave Leia.” the thought of anybody putting that next to their little Yoda child figure makes me shudder.
If it’s AND it’s Andorra. Those are country stickers.
My all-time favorite bumper sticker: “Only YOU can prevent narcissism.”
Absolute last place: “Denial is not a river in Egypt.” I’m not sure what this slogan with its thigh-slappingly hilarious pun is supposed to be saying, other than “I’m a moron,” which it admittedly does quite well.
They are pervasive here, for every vacation spot and school. I guess they are modeled on European country stickers, but they’ve obnoxious. OBX means Outer Banks, NC, (and I always think “obnoxious” when I see it). TLS here means The Lexington School. I’ve seen tons of them. When we were on vacation the rental agency left some in the house which said IOP for Isle of Palms, which nobody took. (It looks like IHOP to me.)
Favorite: “My Son Is Inmate of the Month at MCI Concord”
Obviously, a very proud parent!
Oh, those oval stickers…some local organization that I’m not familiar with had distributed quite a few in this area. Unfortunately, their organization is abbreviated “FAPS”. Yeah.