That’s an AA or NA thing. It means the driver is an ex-drunk or druggie… Yeah, I’d want to advertise that! :rolleyes:
LOL - that’s “Franklin Academy Parents”. The “S” should probably be lower case. I had a little chuckle the first time I saw one of those.
That’s it! It’s a bit jarring to see it on the back of a minivan.
I saw a bumper sticker that said “Rowsdower” I nearly peed my pants in astonishment. (google it if you’re curious).
It’s pretty much the only good bumper sticker in existence.
I think one saying, “I don’t like bumper stickers” would be kind of funny, but it’s also just a bit too lame to put on my car.
Just about my favorite bumper sticker, seen about a year ago, and breathtaking in its display of sheer intelligence and reasoning power, said, in big letters;
"GOD SAID IT, I BELIEVE IT, AND THAT’S THAT!
Not so much a minivan, per se, but still jarring. Found a picture of it online – I was just talking with a co-worker about that sticker and happened across this forum and thought I’d share. 
Last year I saw a minivan with these stickers, and they were labeled. On the left side of the window, was a stick figure woman and two girls and above it said “Us and Mom.” On the right side of the window – I swear to God I am not making this up - was a man and a woman with the words “Dad and his Whore.”
Oh I love that! I’m wondering if that was made special.
Nope, you can still get 'em here.
I was a good student in high school, and I received one of those stickers. My parents didn’t put it on the car because it wouldn’t’ve been fair to my sister, who was also in school but was not a good student, and therefore never received such a sticker.
An asshole acquaintance of my mother’s got his license taken away for driving on the sidewalk (“to avoid traffic”, he said. He’s getting senile.) So, when on vacation, I saw a bumper sticker saying “If you don’t like my driving, get off the sidewalk,” I jokingly suggested my mom get it for this guy. She took me seriously and was hell-bent on actually buying it for him, but luckily I persuaded her not to.
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I have those! I first had wanted to mock the family pictographs by getting one adult woman sticker and then like, 30 cats. But then I saw they run like $3-4 each. No friggin way.
Hah! The bitterness is strong with this one!
This is the one that we’d like for our 2012 Mustang (the one on the right, that is).
Just have to add my all-time favorite understated bumper sticker:
“Born right the first time”
I don’t get it.
It’s a reference to the Christian term “born again” for someone who is saved.
I still see a lot of the dorky “Terrorist Hunting License” stickers on cars and trucks around here.
No snark intended but this is a funny username/post.
Now I want one that says “Tourist Hunting License”.