I quit.

I quit.

Dude, what gives? You quit what?

Euty,

You okay hun???

Care to let us help you out?

What on your mind?

< OY >

Will a bribe entice you to stay? <sound of wallet being opened…:)>

No, Euty, really, tell us what we did wrong.

Euty???

Please tell me this is a momentary “I quit.”

Please?

Don’t go…

I refuse to except your resignation. Seriously, what’s up? You’re giving us all conniptions.

Euty?

Hey, mister, I know where you live! Well, actually I don’t, but as a fellow Rhode Islander, I say to you–whassup?

I’ll not endeavor to divine why you feel you must quit, Euty.

Suffuce it to say, I’ve never known you to be impetuous in your decisions. So I shall support you in whatever you decide is best for you (as if you need my support).

Sorry- you must be mistaken Euty. On my computer screen it says “Moderated by: Eutychus55, Uncle Beer”

See? You have to be the moderator. It says so.

Right???

Unless you really don’t want to…

sigh…

If’n you don’t mind Euty, which thread broke the camel’s back?

Or was it just “behind-the-scenes” moderator shit?

:frowning: :confused: :frowning:

Do what you must, but I don’t want you to go. I’ll miss you.
I was wondering the same thing, ChiefScott.

Don’t go! :frowning:

(Unless you feel you must. But we will miss you very much.)

No! This had better be some cruel and twisted joke. Though I can’t hear the twilight zone music it has to be here somewhere.

Come on Euty: at least give us an explanation.

Euty, do what you need to do. We love you, man!

Fuckin’ A, dude, don’t go . . . we needs ya.:frowning:

How Very Enigmatic.
It’s a little early for the GASO.
Such a terse resignation would seem to imply hostility.

Ummm, maybe he quit smoking or something.

I’m waiting for the punchline…

:confused:

There have been some ominous silences over the past few days. You may not want to hear the punch line Demo.

His job IRL?
Fighting trolls?
Competing with Alphagene for all the hot chicks?
He wouldn’t quit us…
Right?
Right?

Euty, I really like you. The replies you have given have always been funny without being cruel. That is a rare character trait to possess.

If it is the SDMB you are quiting, you will be missed.