That is awesome. It actually took a few second for the joke to sit in, which, to me, makes it perfect. I’m sure my sister, who actually likes Twilight (rather than just remembering everything about it like I do) will find it hilarious.
oh please let this be put up on one of those blogs where the twi-hards hang out…please please please!
My only hope is that the teeny boppers who worship Twilight will one day about ten years hence stumble across Anne Rice and learn what a real vampire novel should really be.
It’s even funnier if you imagine the text being read out loud by Rod Serling. And funnier still if you imagine it being read by the Futurama “Scary Door” guy.