Hi,
I would love it if another Doper could do me a favour?! Its nothing dodgy I promise, but if you are interested please send me a message! The favour will take you about a minute.
Thank you 
From a very desperate Hippo.
P.S
Payment will be my neverending love and admiration
Did you get your favor done?
Heh. Good question. I signed in this morning just to find out.
I PM’d him but no response yet.
Maybe he needs bail posted and can’t get back to the computer? 
Well it looks normal but I’d still check with a doctor.
Oh, wait… This is this a PM, right? 
Wait, I don’t even know if I’m biologically, financially, or ethically capable of this favour! How do I know whether I should PM?
I’d PM you but I know next to nothing about garden hippo extraction.
The OP only asked for interest. Presumably, then, [s]he will provide further details in PM to everyone who does PM, and will not take offense to anybody who claims any sort of incapability upon hearing them?
(Does it make me a bad Doper that I’m not really that interested in doing another Doper a favour?)
Hello!!
Wow I’ve never felt so popular…thank you so much to everyone who pm’d me, I’m slowly working through getting back to you all individually, its just taking a while.
The favour has been done by a very kind Doper…thank you
You will have to pm me if you really want to know what this is all about because for a week or so I can’t talk about it publically…its a very good thing though
Thank you again
O and I’m a She
If you would have stated that at the outset you would have received even more responses.
What?! You’re offering us as payment something we thought we already had?
It could be lupus.
It’s never lupus.
Well that is maybe true, and hence why I am glad I didn’t state my sex!
No no I promise its nothing serious!
Peter Lupus? I don’t wanna be doing him any favors.
If it’s – you just won a billion dollars and you have to take a week to figure out what to do with it all – I just wanted to say that I always liked you.
Needs a major favor… takes about a minute… a woman…
SHE WANTS TO HAVE OCTUPLETS! OR NONUPLETS OR HEXTUPLETS! She’s read about how much the other woman has been offered and wants to go for the gold. Don’t do it!
Plus, OPs always lie. Everyone lies.
I happen to know that this is the Lupin Express.