I really, really, really want one of these ...

I ain’t too proud to say it. I adore [url="http://www.41vogue.com/Ru%20Paul.htm"RuPaul.

Screwed that one up badly.
RuPaul dolls

An even better link:

http://www.therupauldoll.com/

I fear I should pluck out my eyes. Not because of Rue’s dolls, but because in the first link, the close up of the “Glamazon” doll looked just like Beyonce for a second.
I think I must be sleep deprived.

Poor Homebrew. As you slowly spiral toward insanity, we’ll always remember you fondly.