That sucks. But presumably there are women that you can hire purely for their company, and anything else that happens to occur between the two of you is just two consenting adults doing whatever they want, if you get my meaning. Or you can just go to a bar and buy a horny young woman a glass of liquid panty remover.
The best way to get over someone, is to get under someone else…
Just one guy’s opinion.
Yeah, but in my part of the country we’d be ever so gratefull if you’d take a few of them off to rainsville while you were at it. I won’t tell, promise. I’ll even show you where they hang out.
In more serious news, sorry about your day. Cheer up, du skal få en dag i morgen, etc. I’m sure things will feel better soon.
This did not happen to me, but years ago when I was in Marine Corps boot camp one of my fellow recruits got a Dear John letter…in the Christmas card she sent him.
We all agreed that this was approaching absolute zero on the coldness scale. Even the drill instructors were impressed.
Well, that explains why my sister’s cat is such a bitch on wheels. She just needs an oil change! 
Sorry to hear about your breakup.
Arnesw, it sounds like you’re better off without her. Would you really want to still be dating someone who would break up with you by IM? What a loser. Be glad you’re rid of her.
Now go out and find someone better-looking, classier, and more fun to be with.
If I were broken up with I’d actually prefer it by IM, as my number two I mean. My number one is face to face. But that’s because you can respond in realtime to IMs and I hate phone conversations… I is weird I guess.
I mean spew spew hate hate ex evil etc.
In all seriousness tough, man. Just take your time to regain your composure, stand upright, and keep yourself from going down again! If you want I know a guy and I can call a hit… you’re a bit far away but I think I can pull some strings I meaaaaaaaaaaaan… uhhhhh… how about them can openers?