I salute you JohnDM

I hope he sticks around

I’m getting tired of him.

By the time a thread like this is created, the banning clock on the wall starts its chiming. Farewell, JohnDM.

Wow. I mean, wow.

Does mundane and pointless mean nothing to him?

He doesn’t take a hint well at all, does he? Anybody got a clue stick to wield?

Only the Freemasons know for sure.

From Here
Now he goes and starts a new one. I think he won’t be around long…

I had a college dormmate that did this kinda stuff…homeschooled, unsupervised, and had a lot of time on his hands…to be a “master” of self-taught numerology and spouting it off like there was no tomorrow (literally). It was like watching a spectacular trainwreck in slow-motion…not pretty, but you couldn’t stop watching it.

I fucking love it. 18th century English codes, Poussin, the NAZIS, pyramids, Masons, pi, Jack the Ripper, the Romans, numerology (in several different languages), Jews, physics, Newton, Chandra Levy, the War of Independence, Bohemian Grove, the number of the beast, the Mayans, the Founding Fathers, and Satanism.

And all done with a pocket calculator.

And way, way too much thought and detail to be a troll. Pure genius. It’s a sort of “there’s so much information out there, and I’m making ALL the connections baby, and I’ve got way too much time on my hands, therefore I decree that I shall be mental.”

Has he done aliens, the Illuminati, and Stonehenge yet? Even if not, let’s hope there’s still time before the sickle of Old Father Banned falls.

Dunno 'bout them, but I’d like to see something about Charles Manson, the Lone Gunman, a moon landing hoax and Piltdown Man worked into one of his hypotheses.

C’mon, goatse! Baby needs a new pair of shoes!

throws dice

Damn, Capone’s vault again! There goes the mortgage.

Don’t you see? P - I - L -T - D - O -W - N is 37 + 56 + 65 + 23 (etc.) which gives us 84 (based on translating it into Greek and back again TWICE! That’s how thorough I am), which is almost exactly 7.9285714285714285714285714285714 of 666. And 7.9285714285714285714285714285714 is Charles Manson’s phone number, if you were calling from an as-yet non-existent base on Mars, right next to that mountain that looks vaguely like a face if the lighting is correct. And of course Mars is right next to the Moon, which was Kennedy’s horoscope birthstone.

Coincidence? YOU DECIDE.

And never forget that Lee Harvey Oswald didn’t act alone. That’s where Piltdown Man comes in.

Damn, this guy makes lekatt sound like James Randi…

And people thought this place would get less entertaining when it went pay-to-post :p…

  • Tamerlane

Fun time is over, kiddies, he’s outta here.

Damn. It was somewhat entertaining for the first half of a paragraph, then it just totally lost me. . . Kinda makes me wish I was drinking tonight, maybe I could have understood something in there.

But yeah, he reminds me of the Timecube guy.

Tripler
“Well shit buddy, I may not be as enlightened as you, but at least I don’t frighten women and children away with my babbling. . .”

I was thinking more of a math-enabled Doc Bronner.

I tuned into some radio show for about 10 minutes with some nut job whining about the illuminati. I’m pretty sure he was blabbing about how the illuminati is responsiblle for Cheez Whiz.

The point of my post, what exactly is the illuminati and more importantly, how do I become one because they seem very impressive.

Absolutely correct, sir. Well asked.

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