…going into a 7-11 while not wearing shoes, and purchasing something. And I got away with it to.
Well, that does it. I will never eat anything off a 7-11 floor ever again.
This strikes me as very unlike you, Max. Could you tell us the whole story of how you came to this sordid deed?
To where? Don’t leave us hanging!
Scum! I did not come to a perfectly complete stop at a stop sign.
That makes me feel embarrassed. The last time that happened to me, I took that sign at face value and went out and stole some shoes before I dared go in.
Push the envelope, do it with your shirt off tomorrow. And if that works, try it again with both no shirt and shoes.
You haven’t lived on the edge until you can proudly claim to have passed an expired coupon and gotten away with it! It’s almost as good as spending counterfeit money.
Heck, try it with no clothing at all, see how it goes. Then tell us all about it.
A convenience store rule? I broke five different amendments to the United States Constitution at work today. At least I may have - we haven’t gotten a ruling yet.
You went right home and sprayed between your toes with anti-fungal, right? Bactine? Soap?
ick.
I’ve been trying to talk my roommate into going into a convenience store wearing a shirt and shoes but no pants whatsoever. Technically, he’d be following the rules. I started in mid-August, and he so far still proves reluctant. I might revise my standards to include little itty-bitty shorts, so it only looks like he’s wearing no pants, but I’m not sure. One more round of drunken Truth or Dare might do it, so I don’t want to, um, lower my standards yet.
Does getting half-way to a convience store and realizing you’re not wearing boxers not pants count?
37 in a 35 zone, baby! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW???
I used the school computer for personal classes!! Take THAT, you ex-football-coach-jock-insensitive-jerk principal!!!
I laughed and pointed at the m-er f-in Yankees today. That makes me at LEAST unamerican. But screw em! ROFLMFAO!!! 
Games’ll be on FOX Derek. On your 60’’ big screen. AH HA HA HA HA HA!
My thrill comes from taking 13 items through the express lane at the supermarket (12 allowed). Talk about living life on the edge.
You’re doing it wrong. He has to go in with shirts wrapped around his feet as shoes, and shoes duct-taped to his chest as a shirt.
Make sure you get it all on digital video so you can show us the fun!
I read the Dope at work and smirked unbecomingly.
I went faster than 55 on the freeway.
I’m not really feeling savage about any of this.
My younger brother has been saying for years that he wants to try that some day (“the sign doesn’t say anything about pants!”). Fortunately for you 7-11 regulars, I don’t think that day will ever come.