Oh, C’mon! You’ve gotta tell us now!
Maybe if I changed my user name to “Monster105”… or maybe “Minty Blue”…
Or damn, maybe I should just accept the fact that I said one thing too many… 
Hugh…
Are you SURE you want to hear it… It is definitely not a pleasant “sunday family time at the donut shop” kind of story.
juji_mojo, the more you tease us by telling us how bad it is, the more we wanna know! C’mon, fess up!
Max 
Okay, if you don’t tell us now, I will hunt you down!
juji_mojo, Welcome to the SDMB. We love unpleasant stories. They make our day. Besides, I’m sure it can’t be any worse than what we experienced with the historic TMI thread.
You keep tempting us. Time to spill it, dahlink.
YES! C’mon, spill!
Then to top it off, some yahoo will come along and link to SPOOFE’s toothpaste story yet again, thereby decreasing the chances that SPOOFE will ever live it down.
I’m just doing my part to assist the hamsters. I’m sure there’s been loads of newbies off to search for “SPOOFE” and “toothpaste,” right?
Wow, the toothpaste story rules! I was just waiting for the “…and that’s when my grandmother walked in.” or something. It was good nonetheless.
shudder ew…
Just ew…
I would not have been able to continue eating…
ew…
Oh, ICKY!
But it’s a good story (yuck yuck yuck yuck I am traumatized for life) anyway!
EWWWWWWW !
This reminds me of a story, it’s probably a rumor, but some guy was caught masturbating into the donut batter at work. So I went to http://www.google.com/ to search for it (‘masturbating donut batter’) got no results, but an ad on the side of the screen came up, that says
‘secret donut recipe $5’
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Confucius say:
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
funny and yet stomach-turning at the same time…
Spoofe, I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.
I don’t know how I’ll brush my teeth tonight.
:eek:
You have scarred me for life… althought that was a pretty damn funny story. 
Well Im back from work… maybe I will post the “sunday at the donut shop story”
But first I want to read about this toothpaste thing…
Oh man, the toothpaste story. Ah, the memories. Yeah, that sure was gross.
And I’m kinda regretting this… I thought, “Grelby, opening this thread is a BAD idea,” but I did it anyway. I have no one to blame but myself.
My college has lots of problems with people (mostly men) going to the library to pleasure themselves, either in the bathrooms or the bookstacks. One of the columnists for the student newspaper took it upon himself to write a lengthy article about the subject, describing the act using phrases such as “polishing the bishop” and “shellacking the gazebo.” Really funny, considering the typical bland/overly important tone typically used by those columnists.