This thread currently in the Pitgot me to reminiscing about some more memorable occasions in the restroom. (Yes, I figure this can go in a lot of different and maybe NSFW directions).
Here’s my most memorable restroom story.
In 2000 I was living near Bangkok and happened upon an acquaintance from Germany. She invited me out with her German boyfriend and a couple of other Thai friends. We went to a very Thai - meaning not typically visited by non-Thai folks - music club up in the higher numbers of Sukhumvit Road. The bands* played a mix of Western music covers and Thai rock-n-roll songs. People sat at long tables and ate and drank while listening to the music. Many of the folks tended to stare a bit at me and the German boyfriend dude, but most met us with the warm smiles that are typically of Thai folk.
Somewhere towards the end of our bottle of JW Black the German dude disappeared for a while. When he got back he told me I had to go to the toilet. He didn’t explain why, just said I had to check it out. Okay, sure, whatever.
So I go up to the bathroom, which is toward the front, by the side of the stage. The first thing I noticed as I went in was that there was some sort of gambling going on in the front, which I understand is very illegal in Thailand. Someone once told me that you can’t even by playing cards there, although not sure if that is true. They seemed to be playing some game with dice but don’t think it was Craps, which in retrospect, might have been appropriate.
So I go up to the urinal to do my business. A young Thai man, probably in his twenties, comes up behind me and begin giving me a shoulder and neck massage, sort of like what you might get at an old fashioned barber shop. This is a bit of a shock to me, as I have never had a man come up and lay his hands on me while I had my junk in my hands, but I figure “when in Rome” and decide to enjoy it. The guy does a good work up on my head and neck while I am trying like hell not to pee all over the wall. Finally, while I am putting stuff away and zipping up he cracks my neck and even, somehow, pops my ear lobes.
I wander over to wash my hands and now notice that probably 1/3 to 1/2 of the guys in the bathroom are actually very proactive bathroom attendants. They’re pulling out fresh towels to dry your hands, turning on the sink, offering a comb, whatever you need. All are polite, neatly groomed and smiling. After I am all finished I get a big *wai *from the guy.
I tip him, receive a thank you and another wai.
What was maybe most surprising is that I’ve spent a pretty decent amount of time in Bangkok and never saw anything like that before or since in any of the “farang” places. It was only in a Thai place with a very middle class or lower clientele. One that probably couldn’t afford to tip too much.
So, what’s your story?